Lesoni : Konnichiwa, minna san! This is Lesoni on the line and I bring you…In the Netherworld! Okay, I know that I revamped this sotry quite a few times already, but I'm not satisfied with Kaori. So I'm changing back to…-drum roll- YUKI! Welcome back, girl!
Yuki : Thanks for bringing me back, Lesoni! I really hated staying in your character closet, unused!
Lesoni : Glad to have you back anyway, Yuki! Now, get into action!
Yuki : Yes maa'm!
Disclaimer : I don't own Disgaea, Nippon-Ichi does. If I did, I'd be rolling in money about now.
Yuki Agasaki slammed open the front door of her house, shouting a loud "I'm home!" to apparently no one that was visible. Why, you ask? Both her parents were out at work, but not earning money for HER. They were only earning money for themselves. They didn't really care much about her, though she was their daughter. As a result, Yuki had to cope with having a job as a waitress at a cosplay cafe' for her own school fees and such. She sighed, disappointed and put down her bag. "I wish they'd be more…parent-like to me…But they're barely home to do that, anyway…" She though, slipping off her chocolate-brown mary-janes and walked upstairs to her room, combing through her lavender purple hair with her fingers.
Just when Yuki planted her foot on the first step, her ears began ringing and her head throbbed uncontrollably. She fell to her knees and kneeled, clutching her head. "Ouch…Where did this killer headache come from…?" She let out a squeak and her head fell to meet the ground. This was too much for Yuki. "What's happening?" Before she knew it, Yuki had blacked out. All she saw before she fainted was a bright light enveloping her.
"Ugh…" Yuki woke up to find herself lying down in a dark, cramped place. "Oh crud, am I dead? Oh wait, I'm not, since I can still feel this really hard stone wall." She thought to herself. She lifted her head, finding it to be feeling perfectly fine and knocked it against a hard "ceiling". She managed to lift her hand and rub it on the painful spot and pushed on the "ceiling". It moved aside and Yuki sat up to greet sweet, sweet fresh air. She winced at suddenly seeing unusually bright light coming from several candles placed around her in a circle. "Damn, Am I a sacrifice or what?" Yuki thought to herself. She noticed a girl about her age, 15 in a decrepit chair fast asleep. She had scarlet hair tied up in two spiked pigtails, and had small black wings with a matching forked tail. Yuki stared at the wings and tail of said girl. "God(or Satan)..am I in Hell or something?" The girl stirred and her crimson eyes fluttered open. "Oh, sorry. I must've nodded off. The name's Etna, you must be Yuki, the girl Laharl summoned." Seeing Yuki's blank expression, she helped her up and dragged her through the door, heading to an impossibly large wooden door. "Where are you taking me?" She asked. "Oh, you'll see, Yuki."