Part 1: The Solution

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"You know what, I just don't get sex."

"What's not to get?" Lucy blinked up at her best friend as she lounged on the couch and he stood, flicking through the Netflix options. "There's a penis and a hoo-ha, and bam, sex."

"No not that, I definitely get that part," Natsu waggled his eyebrows at her. "I just don't get why it always has to complicate things."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean," he picked a show and flopped onto the couch, "Why does it always have to involve feelings? Why can't it be just sex?"

"Oooh," Lucy looked at him pityingly, "New girl caught feelings?"

"Yeaaah," Natsu groaned, his head falling back against the couch, "Why can't I just have casual meaningless sex? I don't wanna hurt these girls yanno, but they keeping….wanting things from me. Things I can't offer!"

Lucy munched on a chip. "Don't you tell them beforehand?"

"I do!" Natsu threw up his hands in exasperation. "I tell them 'Hey, if we're gonna do this, it's gonna be casual, I don't want a relationship' and they're always fine with it at first but then they always seem to start liking me and wanting more and agh, I can't do that!"

"Oh poor you," Lucy pouted up at him, "So many girls keep falling in love with you, oh no!"

"Oh shut up," he threw a chip at her. "This is a problem okay."

"Hey at least you're having sex!" She giggled, brushing off a crumb. "Do you know how long it's been for me? Three months! God I miss sex," she muttered, finishing her beer.

"Well then go have it," he said, finishing his too.

"Do you know how hard that is?" Lucy quirked an eyebrow up. "There isn't really a great pool of guys to pick from, you know? Do you know how hard it is to find a nice, attractive guy who isn't a jerk or into weird kinky things?"

"I am a rare breed," Natsu grinned smugly and she laughed, slapping him on the arm.

"Hey do you want another beer?" She asked, rising up from the couch.

"Sure." As she walked away, Natsu noticed that she was wearing nothing but a big t-shirt and a pair of panties. His eyebrows raised at the sight of red lace peeking out invitingly under the hem of the shirt and his gazed dropped so that it could trace the length of her shapely legs.

"Hey Luce!" he shouted, "I think I have a solution to our problems!"


i'm sorry, i'm really sorry, i cant stop starting new fics when i havent even finished my other ones omg whats wrong with me i'm SORRY.

but actually, i'm v excited for this fic bc i love the fwb trope and although it's sorta based off the Friends With Benefits movie, it's all gonna have some Friends references bc why not Friends is my life. also, when i will come up with real titles and not song titles? also, update schedule? what update schedule?!