Icy Asses and Fire Breathing

by Bomanda5

Hiccup (Dragonlover21) and Jack (Bootyfrost69) met on omegle chat one day and automatically clicked. Not knowing each other's names or faces, they bind by making bad puns about their usernames. Warning: HiJack. Will turn M rating eventually

Omegle Chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello stranger! You are now blessed by the presence of Bootyfrost69.

You: Bootyfrost69? Your name means icy ass sex position? What horrible parents would name their kid that?

Stranger: No! I'm Bootyfrost69 on IM! Instant message me!

You: Alright icy ass you have been added by Dragonlover21.

Stranger: Dragonlover!? What are you, like 6?

You: No, I'm 17, I just love dragons. Is there a problem with that icy breath?

Stranger: Ah, we've just met and already you have a cute nickname for me ;)

Stranger: And nope, no problem dragon breathe.

You: We've just met and already you have a cute nickname for me.

Stranger: But of course –insert proper gender pronoun here- our relationship has come so far in a measly 10 minute chat period.

You: -correct gender pronoun would be anything to do with male- Well this would be the quickest moving relationship I've ever been in with a stranger.

Stranger: -then we both use the same pronoun-

Stranger: You've had relationships with other strangers? I feel cheated on. You wound me dragon breathe, you wound me.

You: Yes, I've been in relationships with other strangers in my past, but you're the only stranger for me icy ass sex position. You'll always be the only stranger for me.

Stranger: Haha, well that's good. Anyway my mom's calling me for dinner.

Stranger: You better keep in touch with me on instant messenger Dragonlover21, or else.

You: I will, Bootyfrost69. Farewell.

Stranger: Later.

You: Bye

Stranger has logged off.