Toadette, Mario, Link, and Zelda were at a hotel on the Island of Koradi.
"Gee, it sure is BORING around here."Link said.
"Mah BOI, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"Mario replied.
"I'm going to go buy BOMBS from Morshu."Zelda told everyone.
"But Zelda! What if-"Toadette said, only to be shushed by Link.
"I'll take the Triforce of MAH BOI to protect me."Zelda told her.
Zelda left the hotel, only to be confronted by BOWSER.
"Hello, BITCH."Bowser said.
"What do you want ya bum?"Zelda asked.
"To make your ass the greatest in Koradi!"Bowser said, with a perverted smile on his face.
Zelda pulled a plate of spaghetti out of thin air and threw it at Bowser.
"NO! IT BURNS!"Bowser cried, as he was absorbed by the spaghetti.
"I think I'll hold of on buying bombs for the time being. I'm exhausted."Zelda said, as she yawned.
Zelda went back to the hotel room. The And no one was really surprised.
Things only go downhill from here…
"I'm getting hungry. So... what are we eating?"Toadette asked.
"Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs?"Mario suggested.
"No."Zelda said.
"Let's eat at the Mushroom Kingdom!"Link said.
"NO! That restaurant has the crappiest food!"Mario said.
"It's decided! We're eating at the Mushroom Kingdom!"Toadette said.
"If you need instructions on how to get to the Mushroom Kingdom, check out the enclosed instruction book!"Link said.
Unfortunately, this is the last time we ever see our heroes, as they were killed by Morshu.
The End