This is rated K and Stargate by created by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc. Sorry if that's not exactly right.
What really goes on inside the heads of the Stagate characters.
When they are just about to have their brains blown out. Then they get beamed up by the rings on the ship.
Colonel Mitchell is thinking 'I think I love you!'.
Samantha Carters thinking ' so hungry!'.
Daniel Jackson is thinking 'well that was interesting I'm bored now'.
and Tealc is thinking 'If you're happy and you know it calp your hands!'. Over and over again!
These are tales of intrest!
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