My opinion of what happens when lavi and allen are drunk XD lol this actually is part of a conversation (up until the 'selena gomez' comment) that i had with someone on XD i just revised it to fit these two :3 warnings: CRACK, allens potty mouth, and more CRACK. oh, and chuck norris, twilight, and harry potter referencing. and if ya look REAAAAALLLL close, theres some Laven in there XD Disclaimer: Bakainu, give the disclaimer :D Bakainu: fine... Kanda-chan does not own DGM, nor will she ever own it. Katsura Hoshino owns it. However, Kanda-chan does own a Kanda plushie 3 Kanda-chan:... i love how u get more excited about my plushie!kanda then i do...

Allen: I HAVE NO DICK AND I LIKE SPARKLES

Allen: WHO AM I?

Lavi: o.o CHUCK NORRIS

Allen: NO.

Allen: I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER HINT

Allen: MY NAME

Allen: STARTS WITH EDWARD

Allen: ENDS WITH CULLEN

Allen: :)

Lavi: EDWARD CULLEN DX

Lavi: eeeeeewwwww

Stranger: YAWWWW

Lavi: lol

Allen: hagrid is on my side

Allen: so is dumbledore

Allen: i mean

Allen: wait

Lavi: well hermiones on my side :P

Allen: SHIT

Allen: I'M NO LONGER EDWARD

LAVI: who are u o.o

Allen: Allen... it says right there

Allen: SILLY

Lavi: lol. alrighty,

Allen: mr.

Allen: are you a mr.?

Lavi: Yupps ^^

Allen: cool.

Allen: hi selena gomez

Lavi: where?

Allen: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

Lavi: OHMAGAWSH!

Allen: IKR?

Lavi: awwww, i gotta go. i forgot my brownies at the park.

Allen: Why were your brownies at the park?

Lavi: cuz the magic rabbit stoled em from me .

Allen: thats a crime! i can help you get em back!

Lavi: AWWWW thax new buddy! :D ~END~

A/N: im honestly sad to finish this... mabye i'll wrtite another chapter. as soon as i think up another chapter. XD