Hi Friends,

Awfully sorry for not updating anything for absolutely ages but exams have hindered my creativity so very much! Here is a small RP drabble between Sherlock and Moriarty that myself and my wonderful friend dreamt up one night. I have to say, it was such good fun to be a psycho for the evening. (I wrote Moriarty XD) (Warnings-some Moriarty/John hints if you look closely and also a smidgen of Moriarty/Sherlock goodness.)

I don't own any of these characters!

Tell us what you think!

*beep beep*

Wanna play a game darling? -JM

As long as it's not Cluedo. -SH

We both know how that would end. -JM

It was the only possible conclusion! -SH

You SURRRREEE? -JM

...O_O

*mind palace*

=_= Yes. -SH

My rules sweetie. MY RULES. -JM

Screw the rules I'm Sherlock Holmes. =_= -SH

That red dot on your chest says otherwise. -JM

Well in any case, John says that in future we're sticking with Kerplunk -SH

BORING! Or maybe I planted a bomb instead? -JM

Already got Lestrade on it -SH

I don't mind playing with John. But you know how I hate to share, so make your mind uuuuup!
(I have Lestrade's wife...) -JM

No. My John.

wait, Lestrade has a wife? -SH

John doesn't seem to mind...
(Shocking right?) -JM

What are you doing to John?

(and yes, simpletons form such idiotic attachments) -SH

John's wearing his date trainers tonight, ever asked who he's meeting?
(She stinks of cheap perfume, and has removed her wedding ring. Trouble in paradise...again) -JM

Thought it was me.

(paradise? don't make me laugh) -SH

Ooh touchy. John certainly is. -JM

...Pervert -SH

Where are you, I'm coming to get John -SH

Figure it out my sweet! Or else I highly doubt John will ever leave -JM

*appears in room*

Hello -SH

I believe you have something of mine? -SH

WRONG ROOM! -JM

But you're standing right in front of me -SH

Am I? Name the location sport -JM

What, no - you're looking at me and texting -SH

I have various body doubles silly, now I'm getting boooored! Name the location or I'll make him scream. ;) -JM

Pervert -SH

Jealous -JM

Don't need to be -SH

You suuure? -JM

Quite -SH

After all, I also have various body doubles for such a situation.-SH

...of John- SH

Well then I'll keep him a few days longer, quite a talented little minx. ;) -JM

Aha, but you kidnapped Steve -SH

DNA tested love -JM

I know the record keeper -SH

Doubt it, my little Seb is VERY loyal. Almost as much a poor Johnny. -JM

As is one Miss Irene Adler, and she somehow knows what everyone likes enough to get them to do what she wants. -SH

Which in this case was to alter Johns DNA records -SH

And I know what she values. -JM

And that would be? -SH

For a incredibly "clever" man you are so THICK! -JM

Wrong -SH

Miss Adler's obsession ,my beautiful dove, is you. Tick tock, down goes the clock -JM

...Are you at Big Ben? -SH

3 minutes 24 seconds until he's all mine. -JM

so that's a yes? -SH

Baker Street? -SH

2 minutes 12 seconds -JM

The pool? -SH

... To baker street it is then -SH

Panicking yet? -JM

Not at all -SH

When I do find you, I trust that you don't plan on handing him over quietly? -SH

Oh my love, I'm gonna make you dance -JM

Pervert -SH

What are you doing to john anyway? -SH

Enjoying him. -JM

Pervert -SH

You sound so hopeful darling. Something you're not telling me? -JM

No I think I've said everything I need to about you -SH

I'm mildly offended. Less than a minute, you found it yet dear? -JM

I told you, I'm going to baker street -SH

Ooh there'll be a bit of a mess by the time you get there then Sherlie -JM

Yes, from the Kerplunk -SH

Boom.-JM

Again? are you running out of ideas Jim? -SH

Sooorrrry, I'm multitasking at the mo so bear with... -JM

Pervert -SH

John seems to like it. -JM

... -SH

Shut up -SH

Ooh be careful dearie. Awfully close to emotion there. -JM

Not at all. Your texts are just annoying, I can barely think -SH

I could always simply devote my entire mind towards my new pet. -JM

Pet? -SH

Johnny boy -JM

Heh -SH

Do explain your sudden confidence dear so that I may laugh. -JM

I already told you, I know the record keeper. -SH

And Miss Adler knows what he likes. -SH

I believe our spiky friend has been telling pooorkies! Seeing as I had to get Seb to convince him. -JM

I beg your pardon? -SH

The DNA man. Keep up dear. -JM

Obviously -SH

I was questioning Sebastian Moran's dealings with him, keep up dear. -SH

Gay. -JM

Obviously -SH

I never said it was Miss Adler who "did what he liked" anyway ;) -SH

Ooh didn't think you were so hands on with bribery -JM

Special case -SH

John's ever so upset. -JM

Wrong -SH

What possible cause could he have to be upset? -SH

Seemed to belief you could sustain a singular relationship. How dull. -JM

Tell John that he's an idiot, and that of course I can. -SH

So he is the real John. Thaaaaanks Sherlie. Now I have to go, places to explore, people to make squirm. You have until I get bored to find him! -JM xxx

...

*Goes into 221B*

"Sherlock, where the hell have you been? Are you alright?"

"Oh I'm fine, but Moriarty would appear to be quite thick."

*beep beep*

Well we need something to flirt over. -JM

...Pervert -SH

Thank you for reading! Maybe some more madness at a later date!

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Reviews most welcome!

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xxx