"And the boys will be at the pools today!" the gym teacher announces to the group. All the girls groan as its was
'lyk, one MILLION degrees outside?' all the boys cheer, grabbing their swimming gear and racing to the indoor pool. Shizuo just walks unexcitedly. Theres nothing to be excited about when you have a FLEA in your gym class..
"what's wrong, shizu-CHAHHN? Don't want anyone to see your flabby body?" Izaya taunts as Shizuo changes slower than everyone else.
"shutup." The blond replies. He doesnt wanna deal with the bastard.
Everyone heads to the indoor pool, Izaya racing to the diving boards. Shizuo looks on. Izaya bounces on the diving board a couple of times before springing high into the air, doing three somersaults before belly flopping into the water. No one cheers.
"show off." shizuo mutters, totally jealous cause he cant jump cause hes so weighed down by his strength. The blond wades through the pool, over to Izaya. Izaya rises from the water, standing on the surface and walks atop the water, like jesus. Shizuo gets pissed cause Izaya wont stop showing off.
"dingdong!" Yells Izaya.
Suddenly shinra runs into the pool with one of those blow-up canoes and paddles over to Shizuo, bumping into him and capsizing. The lab-boy screaming and shouting cause he cant swim.
Its up to Shizuo to save him. He doesn't.
Instead he grabs the paddle and whacks jesus-izaya behind the knees. Izaya cries then suddenly, Izaya whips out a vuvuzela and sounds it, causing a tidal wave to form and sweep all the students away. Izaya and Shizuo ride atop the tidal wave. They ride it out of the school and down the street. They ride it till they get to the corner store. They ride it into the corner store, grab a can of coke each, then ride it out the door and towards Izayas house. Shizuo yawns.
"LAME." He says, trying to make himself look cool. Izaya in response, shakes up his can of coke and opens it on himself.
"IUAGIUGADiuadandiuHIUH!" Izaya yells as the contents sprays all up his nose.
They ride the wave to izayas house and jump off it. The wave goes to the toilet and flushes itself away.
"so…. Shizuo.. I think you're cute." Izaya says, blushing and looking away. Shizuo cups izayas face and gives him the most loving-est kiss EVAH.
THEN. Celty struelson motorcycles into the house, smirking headlessly at them both. She starts doing doughnuts and burn outs in the living room, causing toxic fumes to fill the air. Izaya presses the button to release the hounds, which bite her! She cries headless tears and leaves.
"cough cough cough!" coughs Shizuo. Bam! He drops it like its hot and hits the floor cause the toxic fumes knock him out.
"SHIZUO!" wails Izaya. He falls to his knees and falls on Shizuo.
"oh the humanity!" he screams. Suddenly Kasuka picks the lock and enters izayas apartment to see whats what.
"wassup, Biatch" asks Kasuka. He then rushes up to Shizuo. And performs CPR on him. Izaya make a frowny face cause kasuka kissed Shizuo.
"WINCEST!" yells Shizuo.
THE END