GIR was sitting in the living room enjoying the Scary Monkey show with Mini moose by his side. Zim was down in the lab fixing up some new invention to take over the planet Earth. GIR liked Earth, It was the planet with the tastiest food he d ever eaten. [ Mind you this was pretty much the only planet he d ever lived on ] Squeak! Mini Moose said. GIR turned towards his partner But I like this show! GIR complained. SQUEAK Mini moose let out an annoyed sound. GIR sighed and gave Mini moose the remote. Mini moose started flipping through channels while GIR complained. The TV stopped on a commercial about love. GIR and Mini moose fell silent. The commercial started explaining about how love works and why people like it. Pff, GIR finally scoffed. Who needs love! WHEN WE HAVE WAFFLES!1? I LOVE ME SOME WAFFLES Mini moose turned towards GIR and sighed. Mini moose had admired GIR since he first arrived here on Earth nearly 2 years ago. GIR had noticed the silence in Mini moose and turned towards him, surprised to see he was looking right at him. What is it Minimoosey? Squeak! GIR looked down. Why are you looking at me, Mista Mini moose? GIR looked up again, blushing. Mini moose started explaining how he d been admiring GIR for the past 2 years. They both kept direct eye contact with each other the whole time, their faces growing hot with the rushing blood in their cheeks, making them both blush wildly. Mini moose ended his confessions with one last soft squeak. You didn t need to speak robot to understand what he said. I love you. They were both completely red now, blushing from head to toe. GIR leaned in towards mini moose and closed the gap between them. He kissed him passionately, then the kiss became more heated. They were both playing with each others tongues, learning the taste and feel of their mouth. GIR pushed mini moose down on the couch and stopped the kiss and moved his lips to mini moose s neck. Mini moose let out a loud squeak of delight, he d been waiting for this moment. Meanwhile down in the real base located underground, Zim raised his antennas in curiosity out of the loud squeak let out by mini moose. Curiosity had gotten the better of him and he started walking towards the elevator. When he got to the top he put on his human disguise and peeked his head of the toilet located in his kitchen. He still heard loud squeaks coming from the living room, but he couldn t see GIR or Mini moose. He slowly crawled out of the toilet and started tip toeing to the living room. He stopped dead in his tracks at the sight of what was going on on the couch. GIR was humping mini moose, and mini moose was letting out squeals of pleasure. Zim closed his eyes in horror and let out a giant scream in his weird voice GIR WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? GIR and Mini moose immediately got off of each other and looked into the covered eyes of their master. Um.. Can I look now? Zim asked. Mini moose let out a little squeak and Zim un-covered his eyes. WHAT WAS THAT? Zim boomed. He was sure the whole filthy earth neighbourhood could hear him. He didn t care. That, GIR said with a smug smile on his face was love.
The end!