HnoC: My very first shonen-ai/yaoi fic. I hope that you guys keep reading on. Hoorah. This is just my first try to do this, so please, don't hate me.

Disclaimer: I do not own the place, train, the military and FullMetal Alchemist or Hagane no Renkinjutsushi.

Summary: The Fuhrer gives Roy and his troops a one-week vacation. What happens? Read on and find out! Roy x Ed

Note: Please check out the rating. Rated M. This fanfic may contain parts that may wreck your brain.

S U M M E R V A C A T I O N

Manga: Arakawa Hiromu

Fanfic: HnoC (Hagane no Chibi)

Chapter 1

Colonel Roy Mustang slowly waved his small stack of papers towards his face. Summer has finally arrived to Central City. But still, the military still has to wear their thick, heavy, and most of all, hot uniform.

Roy continued to wave his 'fan' towards himself, cold wind blowing to his sweaty face.

First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye was also watching from behind him, but to her, it seemed that the heat was nothing. Riza remained motionless, her firm gaze filling the room.

The Colonel lazily reached for his handkerchief that lay limply on his table and wiped off some sweat from his face.

Roy Mustang is the 'Flame Alchemist', an alchemist that makes fire, meaning heat. But for some reason, the summer's heat was something that Roy can't withstand.

The wooden door in front of him slowly opened and a voice resounded to the room.

"Hello, bastard Colonel." The voice called out. The door finally revealed where the voice come from. It was from Edward Elric, the 'FullMetal Alchemist'.

Except this time, he wasn't wearing the usual long-sleeved black coat with white edges and the red coat. Instead, he was just wearing his black, loose, tank top and his dark green, tight leather pants.

Edward had a small stack of papers in his left hand and placed it on Roy's table, in a throwing manner. The thin stack of paper nearly went flying in the Colonel's room.

Roy ignored this and calmly looked at the Alchemist's golden eyes.

"Here are the fucking reports." Edward stated, nearly in a shouting voice though. Roy's face was covered with Ed's spit but at the same time, Roy felt some of his sweat roll down the side of his face.

"Thank you, FullMetal." Roy's reply made Ed snort disdainfully.

How polite! Ed mocked in his thought as someone knocked at the door.

"Falman." Roy's voice ordered. The white-haired officer stood up from his seat and approached the door. He turned the golden knob and he looked through the small space.

Then, he instantly opened the door and stood aside. While the door showed who was beyond the door, everyone stood up and saluted, well, except for Ed.

"Fuhrer, what brings you here?" Roy politely questioned as he brought his right hand to one side and waited for a reply.

Instead, Roy received a white envelope and the Fuhrer just gave away a hearty laugh and a simple smile. "I hope that you and your units will appreciate my small gift." The Fuhrer said.

Everyone exchanged expressions, wondering what the Fuhrer meant.

"Very much appreciated." The Colonel replied and everyone, except Ed, saluted and the Fuhrer turned around and went through the door. He closed the door behind him and the mood finally calmed down.

Then Roy tore off the top part of the white envelope. Everyone waited for what the Colonel has to say while silence reigned.

Then Roy snorted. It was really an unpleasant sound to hear but they saw the Colonel's eyes widen.

Then he laughed; a stupid, goofy laugh. Ed got impatient and stole the paper from the Colonel's hands.

He read through it immediately and shouted, "What the fuck!" Everyone flinched at Edward's language but he continued, "Summer Vacation?"

The Colonel's laughter finally diminished as everyone looked at Ed, dumbstruck.

"The Fuhrer has assigned us to a beach for a summer vacation at the duration of one week." Roy finally announced and Ed felt like he is going to laugh his ass off instead.

Roy wiped some more sweat from his face and continued, "Like what it says in the 'order'…" Roy motioned his fingers in a 'quote' sign and sighed, "The people who are going to join are the following."

Roy mentioned all of their names;

Colonel Roy Mustang

First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye

Second Lieutenant Heymans Breda

Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc

Master Sergeant/Sergeant Major Cain Fury

Warrant Officer Watteau Farman/Falman

And lastly

Major Edward Elric

(A/N: I got the names and their positions on the official novel of FullMetal Alchemist. Thank you Alexander Smith and Makoto Inoue.)

"The Fuhrer gave away 8 tickets, thus, the extra ticket goes to FullMetal's younger brother." Roy finished while he kept the paper of direct order and the 8 tickets.

Ed crossed his arms and thought; We became dogs of the military to accomplish our goal, the Philosopher's Stone. Not waste our time on some vacation.

It seemed that Roy was able to read Ed's thoughts. It was clearly shown on the blonde's face.

"FullMetal." Roy called his second name, like always. His voice broke through Ed's thought and Ed scowled and glared at him.

"Why don't you try settling down?" Roy asked. Ed rolled his gold eyes and harshly replied, "Don't talk as if you know anything." A tint of sarcasm going along with that reply.

Roy grinned and chuckled to himself.

"All of you shall assemble at the Central Station tomorrow at 0700 hours, sharp." Roy announced and Ed left the room.

"Bye, bastard." Ed muttered, it wasn't that clear but Roy understood it. It seemed that he was the only one who heard it since everyone else looked like they didn't hear anything. Roy shrugged it off while Ed sped towards the door and shut it behind him which made an incredibly loud sound.

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Ed shut the door behind him harshly and he saw his younger brother standing against the wall.

"Al." Ed said. Al looked at him with his pinkish-white glowing eyes from the armor.

"Yes, brother?"

"We have to pack for tomorrow."

"Where are we going?"

The both of them walked through the hallway and Ed replied to his brother's question,

"We're going on a summer vacation."

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The sun has risen and it was bright at the Central City train station.

Riza was sitting down at her chair and she looked at her watch. It said;

6:57

Three more minutes until the desired time.

When she looked up from her watch, she saw Ed and Al waving and running towards her direction.

When they arrived to where Riza was, they panted and they asked, "Are we late?"

Riza replied with a slight shake of her head and the three of them waited by the waiting area. Black Hayate was there as well.

Soon enough, the rest finally arrived and the ticket said that the departure time was at 7:30.

And currently, it was 7:15.

They had 15 minutes left until departing time so they had a chance to rest.

Ed greeted all of them, except Riza, with his 'cheerful comments' and of course, Roy received the most.

Instead of them wearing their usual military uniform, they were wearing light casual clothes. As for Ed, he was still wearing his usual, but he himself is still avoiding the unforgiving heat.

"What are we supposed to do when we reach there?" Fury asked. He seemed like a young boy and his black-rimmed glasses gave him a younger feel.

"We're supposed to have fun." Havoc replied, the usual cigarette in his mouth until Breda yelled.

"Oh my God!" Breda shrieked so sudden that it made everyone's stomach jump through their throats. Breda was standing on his chair, fear obviously written on his face. He was pointing at a certain direction, his finger sticking out.

It led to Black Hayate. Everyone sighed. Breda hates dogs.

Breda gave a fearful glare at the cute dog but the dog just merely barked happily at him.

"Brother." Alphonse suddenly said. Ed looked back at him, so did everyone else, seeing that it was s few minutes away from 7:30.

Roy stood up and so did everyone else. He led the way like how a Colonel should.

They soon arrive at the departing area and Roy gave their tickets to the ticket man.

They board the train and sat on the cab that was reserved for them. It was only the 8 of them in the cab and they finally rested more comfortably since their trip will be approximately 2 hours.

It was already 8:30 and the cab was extremely hot. But thank God that they weren't assigned to their military uniforms.

Edward was currently looking out at the landscape that was racing by. He sighed and looked around. Everyone was sleeping, including Al.

Little did Ed know that someone was watching him. Roy was watching him

Actually, Roy was staring at him.

I'm very positive that there is something wrong with Edward yesterday. Roy thought to himself while he continued to look at Ed.

Wait a second, Edward? Since when did Roy all FullMetal by his first name? He mentally smacked himself and thought to himself, Calm down Roy. Breath in, breath out

He saw sweat roll down the side of Ed's face and down to his slender neck.

Then suddenly, Ed turned around and made quick eye contact with Roy. While, Roy instantly looked away.

For some reason, he could feel his cheeks redden. His heart suddenly pounded faster as he realized something.

He's in-love with Edward Elric.

Hnoc: Hope that you guys liked the first chapter. Okay, chapters will be in day-by-day format. So one chapter, one day. Hope that ain't too long for you guys. And of course, Yaoi will come sooner or later.

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