The Naruto Show's: Know your Stars!!!
Parody of the Amanda Show's "Know your Stars"…
Chapter 1:
Deep Mysterious Voice: Everyone welcome Sasuke Uchiha on Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Sasuke: Hn…
DMV: Sasuke Uchiha… is known as the world's number one most famous chicken butt haired emo dude…
Sasuke: Hey!
DMV: Sasuke Uchiha… keeps Barbie dolls stashed in his large underpants…
Sasuke: WTH… Barbie dolls?
DMV: Sasuke Uchiha… [(-censored-) --- 'tis a verb] his fangirls on "a whim"
Sasuke: No I don't!!!
DMV: Sasuke Uchiha… thinks the gay Michael Jackson/ Voldemort wannabe Orochimaru is hot…
Sasuke: Lies!!!
DMV: NO they are not… Sasuke Uchiha… always obviously undresses his teammate Sakura Haruno with his eyes…
Sasuke: Oh My Go…
DMV: Sasuke Uchiha… has officially been announced a bi…
Sasuke: I'm straight!!!
DMV: Yeah right… Sasuke Uchiha… still keeps the 17-foot stick up his ass he had gotten from his colonoscopy…
Sasuke: Hey! I'm just sixteen! Not sixty! I can't get colonoscopy yet!!!
DMV: Sasuke Uchiha…professed his so-called "love" for Naruto in public…
Sasuke: I said I'm straight! Not gay!!!
DMV: Sasuke Uchiha… has just called himself gay…
Sasuke: I said NOT! I'm NOT gay!!!
DMV: Sasuke Uchiha… eats retards like Naruto for breakfast…
Sasuke: No I don't!!!
DMV: That's all… Now you know… Sasuke Uchiha… Sasuke Uchiha… Sasuke Uchiha…
Sasuke: NO they don't!!! What I like is revenge! Not gays!!! And who told you that bit about me and Sakura!?! Sakura I am not a perv!!! (Mutters to self: Great how the hell can I repopulate the Uchiha clan now?)(continues ranting) I don't like fangirls!!! Nor that gay Orochimaru! Nor that dumb retard dobe Naruto!!! Hey! Are you even listening to me!?! Hello!!!!!!! Hey!!!! Where are you!!????!!!! They still don't know me!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!
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This is the end…… HEY!!! This is another random fic of mine!!! Please read my other one "What's Wrong with the Uchiha Symbol" which has much more Sasuke antics. This isn't a random one-shot ya know!!! I'm only gonna write this when I have writer's block!!!! So that means I'm gonna update this a lot… yea… Anyway, buh bay! =O w O=