After a romantic dinner, Max was driving Hunter home. You could feel the sexual tension in the car. As Hunter was sitting in the passenger seat, he got goose bumps. He didn't know if they were from the AC or from being so close to Max. Then, out of nowhere, Rachael jumped out into the middle of the road with a shirtdog. The shirtdog got pissed off and ran in front of the car. Max swerved off of the cliff 5 miles away. Things went wet from there. Hunter, who still had goose bumps, was floating. But Max was slowly drowning in a lake. Hastily, Hunter swam to Max. But his goose bumps were too floaty. So he couldn't swim down. Hunter began to think of hot things (cough cough Max) and the goose bumps disappeared. Hunter swam down to Max and pulled him to shore. Hunter thought it was too late, but he decided to use mouth-to-mouth-cpr because he's a necrophiliac. Max started to cough up water and started breathing again... but instead of being all ew no homo, made out with Hunter. Things started to get heavy. "You make me feel like a man, Max." said Hunter. As clothes were being removed hearts started racing... but all of a sudden Max's heart stopped and he died.
The end