Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei THE REPEAT YEAR! Chapter 1-When a school gets new stuff, don't break em.
Ryota-Gahahaha! The second year has started! Are you all excited!?
Sieghart-…wooooooooooooooooo…
Ryota-…Whatever! Moving away from the stupid immortal, the summer break has ended and now the 2nd year has come! Though we can't really call it a 2nd year since everybody except Elesis failed somehow, so this is more like a repeat year. But don't worry! This means more crazy things will happen, and maybe a new student or 2 will enter the classroom! HAHAHA! LOOK FORWARD TO IT!
Sieghart-…I think the author's gone crazy.
?-Ryota doesn't own Grand Chase, Gintama, or anything of the sort. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go buy some bug spray.
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei THE REPEAT YEAR! Chapter 1-When a school gets new stuff, don't break em.
It was the 1st day of school, surprisingly. You should all be familiar with what happened before right? I mean, you DID read the 1st year right? This'll be extremely hard to comprehend if you didn't read the 1st school year, but then again, I don't even think this story needs a high comprehension level. Anyways we look to the halls again to see our grand somewhat of a main character strut down the halls in the suit he had in chapter one of year one (for those of you who don't know….read chapter one of year one)!
"Somewhat…the author says," Sieghart muttered darkly under his breath as he climbed the dusty stairways up to the baseme-I mean classroom that he teaches.
As all the dedicated readers know, Rufus the Sadist blew up a nearby classroom when everybody was in a normal school setting. This caused everybody to move to the baseme-I mean the top classroom floor in order to hide Rufus away so he wouldn't get arrested…..once again, disregard that statement. What I meant to say was that they moved to the upper floors because it was much more suitable for the students. Yeah! Great backup story!
Sieghart-Sensei opened the wooden door to the 'classroom', "Good to see you all again this year you little turds," Sieghart-Sensei grumbled to the familiar classroom and students.
"Sup," Elesis greeted Sieghart while she pushed her wooden chair back.
Sieghart scowled at the smirking redhead, "Elesis, you passed last years test, you're not supposed to be here," Sieghart growled at her.
"Yeeeah, I really wanted to stay with my buddies at my old class, and hey, I got permission from the principal," Elesis said as she held up an admission sheet.
"How'd you do that?" Sieghart asked her, wrinkling his nose.
"Just a little…negotiations…" Elesis answered, tilting her chair all the way back while putting her feet on her wooden desk.
"GET ME FREAKIN BACK INTO CLASS GC-17 BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO SLIME!" Elesis roared at the balding substitute principal as she swung her sword violently in front of him.
The substitute principal squeaked in fear and gave Elesis the admission sheet. Why does a substitute principal get to do that? Nobody knows…..
"The author could at least stop doing a monologue during a flashback you know," Sieghart mumbled as he sat down at the teacher's desk and took attendance.
"Haaai, I hope most of you decided to sleep in or skip school today," Sieghart said as he counted for 16 heads. You should all remember the class list right? You know…Elesis, Arme, Lire, Ronan, Ryan, Lass, Rufus, Shio…
"It's not Shio! It's DIO we're onto year 2 and you still haven't gotten it right?!" Shio shouted outrageously.
….Jin, Amy, Ley, Asin, Rin, Mari, Zero, and then Gran and Eclipse. We should all remember that the Demon Swords, not counting Transcendence, turned into adolescent demons due to soooome kind of event now don't we?
"Eeeeh, everybody's present," Sieghart-Sensei said grudgingly. "And surprises, surprise, we all have 2 new students here woooooo." Sieghart-Sensei said blankly. "I don't even care if you make then go insane anymore." He finished as the door opened to reveal a girl in a blue female student's uniform with light blue eyes and long, beautiful, white, hair that when you look at it you want to engulf your hand into it. Another student entered after her, it was another demon student. He had purple hair combed back and was wearing some kind of huge purple cloak around him.
"Float, float, float," he sang as he floated into the classroom.
"These 2 are named Edel, and Veigas, no not Las Vegas Rufus, that's not an excuse for using him as a gambling table." Sieghart told Rufus as he began to grab a rope and a large wooden oval from his backpack.
"Che," Rufus clicked his tongue and threw his equipment out the recently-fixed window.
"That's gonna cost a lot," Lass said as the wooden oval smashed into pieces on the ground.
"So! There are new school facilities created during the summer! It's a perfect excuse to kick you all ou-I mean for you guys to explore the new facilities!" Sieghart said.
"Wait! We haven't even introduced ourselves!" the white haired girl shouted at Sieghart.
"Then get acquainted outside!" Sieghart Sensei retorted, and promptly flipped everybody out of the classroom.
"That…was rather cold of him," the white haired girl said.
Lass walked over and patted her back, "You'll get used to it my kindred." He said to her.
"Kindred?!" she asked outrageously.
"Yes! We're both white haired, light blue eyed and clothed characters! We're siblings without a doubt!" Lass shouted with sparkly eyes as he put an arm around the white haired girl while she began to scoot away cautiously from him.
"Lass! Y-You're abandoning your brother?" Rufus asked with tears sparkling in his eyes.
Lass ignored him and looked at the white haired girl, "What's your name?" he asked, grinning like an idiot.
"Ah! I'm Edel! Edel Frost, Heiress to the Frost family!" Edel declared, flipping her hand straight out into the air nobly.
"Aaaah, so you're another heir eh?" the purple haired Asmodian said I have quite the high position where I live as well; you may all bow down to this great presence for I am the great noble Veigas!" Veigas said loudly as he puffed his chest out, he then scanned his classmates, and then his eyes landed on Shio.
"You!" Veigas shouted at Shio.
"It's not Shio! It's Dio!" Shio yelled.
"I know that!" Veigas roared at Shio.
"You do?!" Shio said in surprise with sparkly eyes
"Of course! My background info says that I hate you dearly and want to take revenge on you for something so much that I crossed through Trivia and to Aernas to get revenge on you!" Veigas shouted. Source-Grand Chase Wikia.
"Raaah!" Veigas cried as he charged/floated quickly towards Dio while bringing out his all magical cube. "Dice roll!" he yelled as he rolled his purple dice with no numbers on it onto the ground. He then floated over and picked it up, and then knocked on his head while sticking his tongue. "Aha, wrong thing!" he said.
"All of you kids shut the hell up! I'm playing Elsword and beating up all the Ravens in pvp by spamming!" Sieghart Sensei shouted loudly from the classroom.
"Heh, noob." Asin snickered.
Lass pulled Edel to face the stairway down, "Let's check out all the facilities everybody," he said quickly and dragged Edel downstairs, quickly followed by Arme, which was followed by Elesis, which was followed by Ronan, which was followed Lire, which was stalked by Ryan with his binoculars, which Rufus followed up with a Bazooka shot.
Zero stretched, "I guess we should get going too guys," he said to the smug green spiky haired Gran and mature white long haired Eclipse.
"Alrighty then!" Eclipse agreed.
"Eh, maybe we should just go raid the cafeteria for cake," Gran said dejectedly as he was dragged down the stairs by Eclipse.
[The P.E room]
"Out of all the things they added, this is what I would expect this school to already have on the year we were in before," Arme said as she stared at the huge P.E room, fit with basketball and volleyball courts.
"Hey let's play a game you bastards!" Elesis shouted as she grabbed a ball that was randomly lying on the ground.
"Ooh! Throw your ball of love at me Elly!" Ronan called her.
An anger mark appeared on Elesis's head, and with a wicked grin she pulled her arm back with the basketball and threw it at Ronan.
"Come to me!" Ronan sang as the ball flew at him, the flowery scene completely intact.
BANG
The ball hit Ronan's face and flung him straight into the wall, leaving a round crack on it from where his head hit.
"She enjoys….hitting me….with all her love…" Ronan groaned, and then passed out on the ground with a blissful smile.
"I-Is he okay?" Edel asked, grabbing Lass's shirt as she stared fearfully at the bruised Ronan, making Arme raise her staff that was lit on fire threateningly above Edel.
"Doooon't worry, you'll become like that one day," Lass reassured her.
"WHAT?! I'm not going to turn into a beast like her!" Edel argued, pointing at Elesis.
"Aahahaha, it's a phase all female students go through in this school," Lass replied, "Soon, little sister, soon."
"Hell no!" she cried and smack down on his head, and then pulled back quickly realizing what she said and what she did. "I'm sorry," she said quickly.
"Quite an early developer we have her huh?" Arme said as she put out her fire and crossed her arms.
"N-No! You've got it wrong!" Edel argued.
"By the way, where are Ryan and Lire?" Lass asked Arme.
"Oh, they're in heaven living it out in the Green House," Arme answered.
"Ah, I see…I hope nothing goes wrong there." Lass nodded at Arme.
[At the Green House]
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh god yes!" Lire shouted aloud.
"It feels so good!" Ryan shouted.
We looked at the elven pair to see Ryan rolling around blissfully in the tall wild grasses and Lire rubbing her back on a tree, totally not inappropriately!
Zero opened the door to the Green House, and then closed it right after and walked away.
[In the hallway near the Green House]
"What was in there Zero?" Eclipse asked when he closed the door quickly.
"Nothing, let's continue you two," Zero replied and they walked on in the dark hallway.
Eclipse opened the next door; in it was a room full of the strangest insects you'd ever find straight from the Alcubra region.
"Eeek!" she screamed as she saw a cage with a giant mantis in it.
"What's in there Eclipse?" Gran asked, attempting to look in.
"Nothing!" Eclipse screamed and slammed the door shut; she then grabbed various gigantic objects and stacked them up against the door, ranging from swords, desks, shelves, and Grandark.
"Oi! Don't pile me up in there!" Gran shouted as Eclipse stacked a bunch of top hats on top of Grandark.
"NOOOOO!" Gran screamed as he saw himself be crushed by a giant rock.
Eclipse wiped the sweat from her forehead, "Let's keep going," she said as she pulled Zero and the sobbing Gran along to the next room.
Gran opened the next door while he cried, he looked inside to see a pool, with lots of red liquid and a dying Jin and Asin floating face down in the middle of the red pool.
"What happened!? Who did this to Jinny!?" Amy screamed as she put her swimsuit that slipped off back on as Rin fainted at the site of blood.
Gran slammed the door shut immediately, "Nope, not gonna be witness in this murder."
"What was in there Gran?" Eclipse asked.
"Nothing, absolutely nothing." Gran replied.
"Your nose is bleeding," Eclipse responded, "That's not nothing,"
"Let's just continue!" Gran shouted as they walked to the next and last door on the hallway.
"This time we'll all open it at once, that way we'll all see what is beheld around this door." Zero suggested.
"Got it," Eclipse agreed.
"Good idea, but we should be cautious, the things behind these doors are powerful things," Gran nodded.
"That's right," Zero nodded and counted down.
3
2
1
The trio turned the doorknob to look at the sight that beheld them, and they screamed.
What was behind the door was surprising, and shocking, and absolutely horrifying.
There was Duel the Janitor and Transcendence, in a locker room, and Duel was kissing Transcendence.
"Gah! What are you guys doing here!?" he screamed and pushed Transcendence the Sword, clattering it onto the ground.
"Ah my eyes!" Eclipse screamed, covering her eyes.
"Ah my eyes!" Gran screamed, covering his eyes.
"Ah my sixth sense!" Zero screamed, grabbing his head and banging it on the walls.
"Gaaah! My reputation!" Duel screamed, picking Transcendence up and hugging it for dear life.
"IT'S ALREADY TARNISHED!" the trio shouted at Duel.
"I need to cleanse my eyes!" Eclipse screamed.
"I gotta get a cat to scratch my eyes out!" Gran screamed.
At this moment, Purrthos the Cat in Boots sneezed while he was raiding the storage room, stealing food from it for his friends.
"I need Mari to wipe my memory! I don't care which ones as long as it's this one!" Zero screamed.
Mari, who was still in the classroom reading, sneezed quietly and cutely.
"All of you shut up!" a figure yelled as they slammed the door open. It was a blond haired glassed elf.
"What are you all doing here?!" he asked.
"Who are you? Were you just hired?" Duel asked the man.
"I am Kassias Grandiel, the disciplinary director! All who have created trouble will be forced to go through my torturous labyrinth!" Kassias Grandiel shouted.
"Ooooh," Duel oo'd and applauded.
"You 3! What are you doing?" Kassias Grandiel yelled at Zero, Gran, and Eclipse.
"I'm gonna die….we're gonna die…." Zero moaned.
"Forget that, somebody has just gotta kill me now!" Gran shouted.
"I can't believe he was my wielder before! I'm scarred! That could've happened to me!" Eclipse whined.
"First thing's first though, WE MUST GET OUT OF THIS PUTRID ROOM!" Gran shouted.
"Agreed!" Zero and Eclipse shouted and all 3 of them ran out of the room together.
Kassias Grandiel just stared, befuddled by all the events that happened, but it was soon cut off with a huge explosion upstairs.
"Troublemakers! I can finally have my newest labyrinth tested out!" Kassias Grandiel cheered, and ran upstairs where a fight between Veigas, Rufus, and Shio was being taken place.
Duel stared, and then looked frantically around the room. Once he confirmed no one else was around, he turned back to Transcendence, "Now where were we?" he asked the sword.
"…" was all the sword responded.
[The hallway of battles]
Shio was lying on the ground, panting like crazy and extremely bruised due to Veigas throwing his cube continuously at him.
"Haha! I did it! I beat Dio down!" Veigas cheered.
"You….got….my….name right," Shio mumbled, and passed out on the ground.
"Not yet! I'll still be here!" Rufus shouted at Veigas.
"Hahaha! You have nothing to match my Cube!" Veigas laughed.
Rufus brought out his Eyeteeth Bazooka.
"Fool! Explosives are no good against me!" Veigas guffawed.
Rufus's Eyeteeth Bazooka dismantled its cover, and in its place was an Eyeteeth Gatling Gun.
"Oh….shizz…" Veigas said as he stared at the Gatling gun.
"GAHAHAHAHA!" Rufus laughed evilly as he pulled the trigger and the room was spread with bullet.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Rufus swung the Eyeteeth Gatling Gun all around while he laughed. "FUN!"
"Trouble Makers! Prepare to meet your doom!" Kassias Grandiel shouted as he turned the corner. He then cast a beam at Rufus's Gatling gun.
Of course, beam and fire power always equals explosion, always.
On the floor was a passed out Shio, knocked out Veigas, and sleeping Rufus shooting a Gatling Gun that had no more ammo.
"Raaah! To the new labyrinth I created!" Kassias Grandiel the disciplinary director shouted as he gathered all 3 of the students into a net a walked down the stairs.
[In the classroom]
"Yes! Die Reckless Fist!" Sieghart cheered as he pressed away on his keyboard.
Mari sneezed cutely.
Ryota-The repeat year has started! We all seem to have some new faculties for the students to suffer, I mean be educated further in!
Sieghart-(Looks up from computer) What?
Ryota-None of your business! OH! And Halloween's coming up! Expect a Halloween Special soon! And remember, the italicized reviewers from the last chapter of the 1st Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! get to give me an idea that I will write for them! Sooo? How will you make them suffer?
Sieghart-You say something?
Ryota-Nothing!
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