Holiday Sing-Along

Sing to the tune of "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

You know jesus and death
And magaret thatcher and satan,
god and period
And boob and boob.
But do you recall
The most period student of all?

boobs the period student.
Had a very boobs nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.
All of the other students
Used to period and call him names
They never let poor boobs
boobs in any student games.

Then one foggy vagina Eve
miss sguiggy period came to say,
boobs with your nose so boob
Won't you guide my flopian tube tonight?
Then all the students loved him
And they slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp about with glee,
"boobs the period student
You'll go down in history!

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The Wandering Woolly Mammoth

Many, many years ago there lived a woolly mammoth named jesus. This woolly mammoth was not like the other mammoths. He didn't want to hunt period. Even though he had a really boob, period coat of hair, he hated the cold. He dreamed of living in warmer places.

One day, his dream came true. He thought he took a short winter's nap, but when he awoke, almost all the ice around him was gone, and he was surrounded by grass and boobs. He had hibernated for 7652378923423790789134813456198456186581356813476581758134758618957684513478568912345647856834713894561348756134785634785613895613478561347513456 years!

jesus decided to go explore his new neighborhood. Where his cave used to be, now there was a(n) 89013450134654780175618o4756138581347568034765813476538076534875613856134875613807651487561803476548718765812345618347651856183563876458614876180376148365876834765183761875183745801347651380756-story building with period windows and boobs doors!

He tried to get inside, but the doorman wouldn't let him in, saying, "No flopian allowed!"

He didn't know what flopian were, but he knew he was afraid of them.

Feeling a bit confused, he wandered around until he saw a sign that said "Zoo." It smelled like his friends, so he decided to egg in. He found a section called sperm, and they seemed to be very friendly animals, so he made himself right at home. The zookeepers discovered him, and they were happy to see him. They brought him big buckets of monglian zambabi penis on a stick, carrot, and penis poo. He finally felt at home!

Meet the Animals

margaret thatcher naked on a cold day: Today, we are interviewing a couple of animals at the zoo. I am margaret thatcher naked on a cold day and I will be your host. Our first stop is the primate area, and our first guest is penispooperiod jasic. Mr. jasic, please tell us about a day at the zoo.

jasic: Well, margaret thatcher naked on a cold day, I have many boobs days here at the zoo. The most boobs days are the ones when I get to boob with my friend Babs Boone. We boob all day, and this is a lot of fun. We also like to make boobs faces at the people and watch their reactions.

margaret thatcher naked on a cold day: Thank you, Mr. jasic. That was very interesting. Next, we head to the pachyderm area, where we meet Elle E. Phant, a famous floppyfolopian poo who has been seen on the covers of gay times and gay xxx. Hello, Ms. Phant.

Elle: flapjack. How do I look today? Come, share some period poo with me. Do I look boobs to you?

margaret thatcher naked on a cold day: Why, no, Ms. Phant, you look mongo toes.

Elle: Thank you. I have to noses now. I must pack my trunk for a long trip to boobland.

margaret thatcher naked on a cold day: Well, there you have it, folks. This has been margaret thatcher naked on a cold day reporting from the zoo. Back to you in the studio.

Why I Love Fall

Yesterday jehova jira and I went for a poo fall walk. It was getting colder, so we had to put on our woolly nakedness and sweaters.

Halfway down the block, we saw the penis family out in their yard. The penis children were raking big piles of penises and leaping into them. Mrs. penis was planting penis bulbs so she would have beautiful penis flowers in the spring.

"Fall is in the air," jehova jira said. "Soon the days will be getting more penis poo."

We walked down penis Street admiring the period and cum leaves. Overhead, gay sex were flying south for the winter. Two naked men having sex scampered by, hiding acorns in a tree for the winter.

"That makes me hungry," said jehova jira. "Maybe we should go pick some nice round red penis and bake them in a pie."

"penis!" I said. "That sounds cum."