Sorry I was reading and FMA fic like this and I just had to do a Harry Potter Version

By the Way thanks to SerenityFrogLuvr3 for this idea.....love Kai

NO,NO,NO,NO....FOR THE LOVE OF A GOD I DON'T BELIEVE IN WOULD I REALLY BE SPENDING MY FREE TIME WRITING FANFICS IT I OWNED HP ( NOT THE SAUCE ) IF I OWNED HP,NO ME AND MY FREIND WOULD BE SWIMING IN MONEY WHICH I AM NOT DOING....DUH.....SO NO I DON'T OWN HP........unless i win several different lotterys, which i won't...(sob)

Things You Shouldn't Don In Harry Potter Unless You Are Suicidal

1) Go around looking under wizards robes to see if they were underwear, that is just perveted

2) Claim all wizards are wearing dresses or are cross dressers

3) Tell the characters that people out there (like me and you, yes you) like to write/ read yaoi or yuri(1) pairngs about them

4) Attempt to give centaurs carrots.....they are not ponies

5) Blow a dog whistle in frount of Sirius

6) Say "heil Hitler" to Crouch(2)

7) Sugest to Hermione that she needs to get laid.....desperately

8) Push Veron down the stairs to see if you could really recreate the Eastender's(3) theme tune

9) Replace Dumbledores lemon drops with speed just to see what happens... actually they probably are already... tha would explain a lot

10) Go around predicting the characters futures unless you want to be confined to St Mungo's

11) Suggest to Molly Weasly she should lose weight. I quite like my hearing thank-you very much

12) Tell Voldermort, Tom Riddle , whatever we call him now that he is a 70 year old virgin. Now that would just be a low blow, plus also you really don't wanna see how painful the tourture curse really is

13) Start singing "Raining Men" at a Death Eater meeting

14) Say to Dumbledore that he should have gone to spectsavers

15) Call a Hippogriff a chicken

16) Tell Moody that he got a crap surgeon

17) Tell wizards how peverse it is when you you replace the word wand with willy

I think thats about it for me if you any suggestions I'll post them up along with your name ........See Jen and Kat i don't go nicking every one elses credit

Jen: yeah right! lol

Well thanks for reading

PS; flames will be use to toast mashmallows

(1) yaoi is gay pairings, yuri is lesbian pairings

(2)Seriously have you seen his upper lip hairs

(3)A British Soap