"Did you ever wonder...
*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

*Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?

*What do you call a male lady bug?

*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.

*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?

These are the questions that haunt me!" wailed Emmett.

Alice looked at him like he was crazy. "What in the world?"

"The world sucks because of all these bothersome questions that I can't find an answer to!" he exclaimed, looking close to tears.

"Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." replied Alice with a smug smile. Emmett glared at her. He looked thoughtful for a few moments, then said,

"Did you know that Duck's quacks don't echo, and no one knows why?"

"Did you know that Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor?" Alice fired back

"Well, humans shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime." He smiled in a know-it-all fashion

Alice laughed at him "You know, like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different."

"Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people" He said smugly

"A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day" she grinned

"In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum"

""Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt"."

"Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it." He laughed, thinking he had gotten her.

"A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second."

"Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants."

"The longest word in the English language is ."

"111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321"

"The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

"The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet."

"If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow."

"The cigarette lighter was invented before the match."

"Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots."

"40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance."

"Most toilets flush in E-flat."

She looked at him with an odd expression "Only you would know that! But did you know that it is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear?"

'The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly."

"In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator."

"A hummingbird weighs less than a penny."

"The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."

"Frowning burns more calories than smiling."

"1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet."

"Well..." He paused, freezing as he heard a car approaching.

"Bella and Edward are back!' exclaimed Alice happily.

"Excellent!" Said Emmett. "I think it's time for a trip to Walmart!"

"EMMETT NO!" Shouted every vampire in the house.

He pouted the rest of the night.