Road: WOW, this took way long to upload. Truth be told, Allen and I wrote this awhile ago (about a month). I've been procrastinating. Sorry. /

So, here's the 1st story. Have fun. :)

The Earl and the Noahs were all sitting around his luxurious dining table enjoying dinner, when the Earl got one of his "bright" ideas.

"As you all may be aware, taking over the world and destroying all humanity is very expensive," He said in his cheeky tone.

"Oh noes, here we go again, lero" Lero muttered to Road. Road sighed.

"I have decided to save on wardrobe by switching to one-piece jumpsuits!"

He pulled out one-piece jumpsuit versions of Road and Tyki's outfits, that looked exactly the same.

"I guess we could give it a try," Muttered Tyki.

"Hell, they look exactly the same!" Debitto muttered, earning a "Hiii!" from Jasdero.

To continue the story properly, we must fast-forward in time to when Allen Walker and Road are engaged in battle at the Rewinding City.

Allen and Lenalee had just finished off the last Akuma of Road's, the one who had had the sickles.

Road drifted down on Lero and landed behind Allen with a 'clack' of her shoes.

"You destroyed it," Road sighed. "Oh well. I guess that's enough for today. It was a lot more fun than I expected." Road's odd door rumbled up from the ground.

"See ya!" She giggled, turning around and walking towards the door.

Allen reached ou his claw to Road's neck, as if he was about to maim her.

"You're so sweet, Allen," road sighed happily. "You must hate me. Kill me. Your arm is a weapon too."

At this, tears welled up in Allen's eyes. "C'mon."

As Road began to walk away, Allen's hand slipped and cut the ribbon she always wears around her neck; the only thing holding up the one-piece jumpsuit to her body. Road froze as she felt the material slip off her body and the cold air hit her bare skin.

Allen and Lenalee couldn't help but stop and stare at the now naked Noah that stood in front of them as Road could feel her heart stop.

"Wow, Road's quite voluptuous, for being so tiny," Lenalee stuttered as Allen began to drool. Being so innocent, he had never really seen a girl naked, much less a Noah.

Road blushed a new, deep shade of red before yelling "Shut up!" and disappearing, throwing the two (including Miranda) out of her dimension.

Allen landed with a thump back in Miranda's apartment, staring blankly at the "Thank You, Exorcists" note Road wrote on the wall with Miranda's blood.

"Whoa…" He mumbled. "I'll never think of Road the same way again."

"Tyki, this is the worst day of my life!" Road screamed, now fully clothed again and balling, banging her fists on the ground. "I hate this suit! Hate it hate it hate it!"

"Road, it's not…That bad!" Tyki stuttered, dodging the random things Road was also throwing.

"It happened to us, too!" Jasdero and Debitto yelled together. "Lucky for us there was no one around!"

The Earl came into the room a moment later, asking "What's all the ruckus?"

"Road was caught naked after that Exorcist Allen cut her ribbon."

"Really?" the Earl said. "Well, that's understandable."

All the Noahs froze. "What?"

"Oh, didn't I mention each suit could only be undone by one pull of a string?"

"NO!" They all said, glaring at him.

"Oh dear, I'm sorry!" He said, still grinning.

They all sighed.

"Well, one good thing came out of this," Tyki said.

"How could ANYTHING good come from this?" Road whined, on the edge of balling again.

"Allen couldn't take his eyes off of you, could he?"

Road paused to think for a moment, but soon her embarrassment was replaced by rage.

"That's not funny, Tyki," She hissed. Tyki backed away slowly as the candles around the room began to sharpen…

"Oh boy…Not good…"

"So, how did the mission go?" Komui asked as Allen lied in his bead.

"it went find. We found the Innocence and it's accommodator…" he trailed off, blushing as he remembered the last event.

"And?"

"We met Road Kamelot of the Clan of Noah, as you know," he said.

"You saw her naked, didn't you?" Lavi said bluntly.

"No I didn't!" He yelled as his blush intensified.

"Did you stare?" Lavi asked, holding back snickers.

Allen was silent for awhile, glaring daggers at Lavi.

"I think I drooled, too…"

Road: Well, that's it. It was incredibly fun to write, I'll tell you. Although Allen came up wit the fic idea, I was the one who lead him to it. If that counts at all. :P

As the summary (should have) said, we're making this into a bunch of little "What If?" stories, although it may take awhile between stories. We're actually working on a dramatic multiple-chapter story. w00t. :P

Idea by Allen; Written by Allen/Road (mostly Allen); Edited by Road; Published by Road.

Reviews welcome. Flames will be used by Allen to heat our tea. Constructive criticism welcome? :)