When Black meets Acorn

By: Polk-dotted-pengiun-one

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis fowl or Men in Black. I wish I did though.

Chapter 1

Artemis Fowl was sitting in his room looking out his window watching the sunset. While watching the swirls of pinks and purples, he wondered when he would next see Holly or Foaly. Amazingly, he sort of missed that sarcastic centaur. It had been a month since he had stopped Opal Koboi (yet again) in one of her take over the world by destroying the LEP plans. Just then there was a knock at the door.

"Who is it?"

" Who do you think?"

" Enter, Butler."

" Your parents wanted me to tell you to finish your homework while they're shopping."

" What are they shopping for?"

" Food, something that normal people need to ingest to live."

" I know what food is, thank you."

" I'm going to check some of the security cameras. Just finish your homework."

" Finished."

"Really?" Butler said as he picked it up from Artemis's desk and examined it. "Most of these don't have work. Math teachers these days usually want that."

" A monkey could do that homework, and just because I don't show my work the teacher automatically thinks I cheated, so I don't get the credit. That's why I have the C in Math, by the way."

" Artemis, more often than not you confuse me." Butler sighed as he shut the door and continued down the hall.

When Butler had left, Artemis got up from the window sill and walked over to his computer. Once he got there, he open up his drawer and lifted up the secret compartment with the communicator that Holly had given him after their last adventure.

While staring at it, Artemis wondered if their would be any more fairy expeditions for him and Butler. With that Artemis got on his computer and decided to see if he could find any one who was so freaking rich that they needed to be stolen from.

" Artemis, dinner."

" Coming Mother." Artemis looked at the computer clock, 8:05. Wow, he had been on the computer for 2 hours with out even noticing it. He saved the page he was on to his favorites and logged off his computer with the satisfaction that he found a company that sounded perfect to steal from: some weird company called MIB. It took some real hacking to find, but a little fairy magic on your hard drive never hurt anyone.

"Artemis, I'm not calling you again."

" Coming," Artemis called as he ran out of his room as fast as a scrawny, athletically inept 14 year old could run.

Artemis walked into the dinning room with a look of ease on his face and sat down at the table.

" Arty, you look happy," his mother stated. "Did you finish you homework?"

" As a matter of fact I did Mother, and I found out some interesting information. So what's for dinner?"

" I don't know. Your father insisted that he cook tonight, which kinda scares me because he hasn't cooked in I don't know how long." Artemis was speechless for a second then asked:

" So, where is father?" Just then Artemis Senior ran into the room (for which would shock many, considering he was still in crutches) wearing a weird mask.

" BOOGA BOOGA!"

"AAAAHHH!" Artemis yelled as he fell off his chair onto the silk rug. He didn't do well with surprises. " What in the world is that?" Artemis inquired as he pulled himself back into his chair.

" Are you okay Arty?" his father asked as he took off the mask.

" Yes, I'm fine. But what is that?"

" It's a mask we bought from some really short man in the parking lot. He seemed poor and he was selling it so we thought we'd help him out some," Angeline answered.

" Yeah he said it was an alien or something, but aliens are about as real as fairies," Artemis just sort of stood there with a blank look on his face.

" Artemis, are you alright?" His mother asked. Artemis snapped back into reality.

" Oh yes, I'm fine."

" Well, are we going to eat or are we just going to sit here?" Artemis senior asked with a tone of humor in his voice.

" Okay, dear, we'll eat." But before she'd said anything Artemis senior had already walked into the kitchen. CRASH! "I'd better go help your father."

A/N: This is my first story so don't be too mean. and if the grammer is bad, I'm sorry.