Hi there! I'm Saruki. I joined forces with my good friend tyna fest. I got permission from her, so I can bring you the translation of her fic. I asure you will have a good time reading it! :)
Hello I'm tyna fest! My friend Saruki and me made this fanfiction account in order to upload our stories in English. I hope you like them. Enjoy! ^^
Hello!
When you read this, you will think WTF? That is. This time I bring you a crazyness of mine. I don't even know where it came from! I was drying my hair this morning, when suddenly, the idea popped in my mind. Beforehand, I must make clear that in this chapter you will see fake links with pictures of our hotties! :3
DISCLAIMER: Kuroko no Basket is owned by Fujimaki Tadatoshi.
-Welcome to the Ao/Kaga's month!-
Chapter 1: Photos
Monday, 4th august
It's already morning and it doesn't seem like it's going to happen anything out of the ordinary. Kagami open his eyes, yawn, get out of the bed, lazily open the curtains, wear the new sneakers Aomine gave him and smile. He has the feeling that today would be an splendid day.
Well, he is in his summer break and that means he can spend all the time doing what he likes the most: basket.
He can't ask for more!
However, before having breakfast and go out to train in the nearest park like always, he decides to turn on the computer in order to read the news. This is something he doesn't often do, truthfully speaking.
He doesn't expect it to happen but, suddenly, a pop-up window appear in the screen with some title in capital letters which said WELCOME TO THE AO/KAGA'S MONTH! and on top of that, with a pic of him and Aomine naked. Obviously, it's a made-up pic but even so he make a fuss of this and quickly pick up his smartphone so he can let the others now about what he saw.
This is a nightmare.
A damn nightmare!
Who in the earth made this false pics? Why? When? What is what he want? And what's with the Ao/Kaga's month thing? This doesn't make any sense at all!
Still all anxious, he enter What's App, where they all have a common group, and type.
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 9:25
Oi! Are you awake? Have you surfed on the Internet this morning? Look at this! http: xXx Aomine and Kagami xXx+18, jpg Are ya guys the ones who did this?! It isn't even funny!
Akashi Seijurô... I am absolute and no one can go against me ... at 9:28
Hmmmmm... Interesting. Very interesting.
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 9:35
Tsk, you woke me up, assholes... And I'm not in a good mood today. Kagami, ya better have a good explanation, dumbass.
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 9:36
Look at the pics and then ya tell me if it is a good one or not. Baka!
... ... at 9:47
Are you sure this is a made-up pic, Kagami-kun? It seems like a real one to me.
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 10:00
Hah? It isn't real. And who are you anyway?
... ... at 10:01
It's me, Kagami-kun.
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 10:03
Kuroko?! Why the Hell don't you make a proper nickname for yourself? Don't scare me like that!
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 10:04
Can you tell me what the Hell is this?! Kagami! What did ya do, bastard?! Why do we appear... naked?! Tsk, this is a bad joke! Welcome to the Ao/Kaga's month?! What the fuck is that?!
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 10:06
Oi, I'm the same as you. I can't wait to see the dog-face who did this! I want him to erase these pics...! Oh shit, this is a nightmare. A fucking nightmare.
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 10:11
I'm not gonna forgive ya, shitheads! Tsk, I was dreaming about big tits and now you make me see that disgusting pic... Ya, Bakagami! Stop speakin' in your damn English!
... ... at 10:12
Kagami-kun, Aomine-kun. Calm down. Look, I found more pics.
http: hardsex-AomineKagami,jpg
http: creamandchocolate-AoKaga,jpg
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 10:15
Damn Tetsu! There's no way we can fuckin' calm down if ya send us more pics! Where the Hell did ya found those?!
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 10:21
Kuroko! I was going to have a sandwich for breakfast but I no longer feel like eating!
... ... at 10:22
There are plenty of them on the Interenet, Aomine-kun.
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 10:23
Hah?!
Akashi Seijurô... I am absolute and no one can go against me ... at 10:31
I knew it already, Tetsuya. And I have the feeling that, from now on, there will be something going on between Taiga and Daiki.
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 10:32
What the fuck are ya talkin' about, Akashi?!
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 10:33
Tsk, leave him alone, Kagami. He's already starting with the oracle crap.
Akashi Seijurô... I am absolute and no one can go against me ... at 10:35
This is no joke, Daiki. When the month ends, the two of you will be doing those things in the pics. I know it and I'm always right. I never make mistakes.
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 10:36
This time, the Emperor's Eye isn't gonna work, bastard! I rather stop playing basket that having sex with this punk, tsk!
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 10:37
Oe! That's my line! You stole it!
Kise Ryôta... (in a photo sesion :P I'll come back later) ... at 10:39
Aominecchi! Kagamicchi! What's going on? I just saw the pics :O
Shin-chan - ADORES - Takao ... at 10:40
Neeeeee! Me too! Good morning! Shin-chan and I saw it all already, didn't we? And we can stop laughing. They are so damn funny!
Midorima Shintarô ... at 10:41
Shut up, Takao. I don't find them amusing. And change you nickname. The one you have now makes me sick.
Shin-chan - ADORES - Takao ... at 10:42
... ;) ... Don't wanna! My dear tsundere.
Midorima Shintarô ... at 10:43
Takao... ¬¬
... ... at 10:45
By the way, Kagami-kun. Before you said you didn't want to eat anymore. Maybe these pics make you feel like it.
http: hotdog- SuckKagamiSuck, jpg
http: Aomine sexy policeman look for a stick so that he can whip Kagami, jpg
http: Aomine and Kagami-wild felines, jpg
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 10:46
Oi, Kuroko! Stop it already, shit!
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 10:47
Tsk, Kagami, did you notice you have tiger ears and I have panther ones in the last pic?
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 10:49
For instance, I didn't want to click on the link, Aomine. I'm already having a bad time. Don't make detailed descriptions, blockhead!
Akashi Seijurô... I am absolute and no one can go against me ... at 10:56
Hmmm... Taiga, Taiga. Now that I look at it closely, you are always on the bottom. Why is it?
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 11:00
Oi, oi! That is what make them so false! I would never let that bastard Aomine fondle me! And I would never be on the bottom and submissive!
Akashi Seijurô... I am absolute and no one can go against me ... at 11:11
Oh, yes, Taiga. You will. Soon, you will. You are uke, who would have imagine it? Even though I have always suspected it.
Aomine... (sleeping zzZzz, tsk don't annoy me) ... at 11:12
Lol, you fuckers... But this is starting to make me laugh. It's obvious that if those things were to happen, I'm the only one who could have the full control of the relationship.
Midorima Shintarô ... at 11:14
Stop it. My smartphone won't stop vibrating and my head is starting to ache. The only reason I didn't mute it is because I'm about to receive an important call and not because I want to know what you are talking aout.
... ... at 11:15
Midorima-kun, calm down a bit. Here you go. This pic will soothe you. There are plenty of you too. http: Mirorima resisting against Takao's charm, jpg
Shin-chan - ADORES - Takao ... at 11:17
Ahh! Shin-chan appears so tsundere and at the same time so sweet in this pic...! :D I wanna see more!
... ... at 11:18
http: MidorimaTakao- sex without limits, jpg
http: Takaolikestolick, jpg
Midorima Shintarô ... at 11:19
Shut the Hell up, Takao! How can you be so calm?! These pictures are horrendous!
Shin-chan - ADORES - Takao ... at 11:21
But you seem so sweet, Shin-chan! I never thought you were so photogenic.
Midorima Shintarô ... at 11:22
These pictures aren't real, idiot. And in these we are having sex or... you are licking my fingers or...! It's disgusting! Definitely, Oha Asa was right when it said today would be a fatal day for Cancer.
Kise Ryôta... (in a photo sesion :P I'll come back later) ... at 11:23
Ah! Wait, Midorimacchi! That means... there are pics of myself on the Internet? :O I'm going crazy!
Midorima Shintarô ... at 11:24
I didn't make sure of that. And I don't intend to, Kise.
... ... at 11:27
Of course there are, Kise-kun. Do you want to see some?
Kise Ryôta... (in a photo sesion :P I'll come back later) ... at 11:31
Kurokocchi, this is you? :O Better not. I'm afraid of what I could found. But I'm kinda curious... Who am I with?
... ... at 11:36
With Aomine-kun, Kagami-kun, me, Kasamatsu-kun...
Kise Ryôta... (in a photo sesion :P I'll come back later) ... at 11:45
WITH SEMPAI TOO?! O.O
... ... at 11:46
That's right, Kise-kun. You sure you don't want to see? They are good.
Kagami Taiga - Go for it, Seirin! ... at 11:47
Oi! All of this started 'cause the Ao/Kaga's month thing! Did you forget it alreaady?! We have to find out what's going on here! Oe! Don't you dare to ignore me!
Akashi Seijurô... I am absolute and no one can go against me ... at 11:51
Hmmmm... I have the feeling this is only the beginning. By the way Tetsuya... Why are you so interested?
LOL! This is crazy! I must be nuts!
Aomine and Kagami will be the main couple, but anyone could appear in the story in the next chapters, so be prepared! :P I thought about letting the hotties find out yaoi fics about themselves for the second chapter. However, those will be created by me and not copied from another stories. See ya! :D