A/N: Lately I've been obsessed with this game called Minecraft so I was thinking what it would be like to have Moody and Hermione be transported into the Minecraft world. Here it is.
Sirius: What about the disclaimer?
Me: Get it over with before I stick you in the same room as a creeper.
Sirius: Is he fun to play with? You know like a fun dog?
Me: It blows up when you get too close.
Sirius: Oh. I choose the disclaimer. This story is not being used to make any money and is for fun only. Please read the story.
Me: Keep up the good work and I might just promote you.
Sirius: Really? What to?
Me: Hunter, in the minecraft world.
Sirius: Cool. On with the story!
Hermione sat tapping away at the keys of her laptop watching the screen intently. She had just been introduced to this game called Minecraft and she was addicted to it. She couldn't stop building and burning and mining, it was brilliant. There was just one problem. . .
"GRANGER!" Moody yelled.
Hermione winced and paused her game.
"Yes sir?"
"What have I told you about playing that game? Go on tell me exactly what I said."
"That is addicting and a waste of time."
"That is right. You spend far too much time on there so I have decided to destroy your laptop to prevent you from playing it again."
Moody being, well, Moody fired a blasting curse at the laptop. There was a blinding flash of light and Hermione and Moody disappeared. As the light dissipated the laptop came into view and was shown to be unscathed.
In the Minecraft world
Two new characters appeared from a beam of light and fell onto the floor.
"Owww. That hurt." Hermione said rubbing her head. She jumped when she felt her head was no longer a rounded shape but instead a cube. She glanced down at her body and saw that it to was made of cubes. This is not good. She thought.
Moody on the other hand was up and about he didn't seem too distressed about the sudden change in body shape.
"Where are we Granger?" Moody asked.
"I hate to say this but I think we are in Minecraft."
"What!? That stupid game!"
"We have to build a shelter immediately or else face the night."
"No we shall face the night. CONSTANT VILIGANCE!"
"You can but I'd rather a shelter. Don't blame me when you run into a creeper." Hermione said as she began to collect wood.
"I shall face them! No creature can harm me!"
"Moody, they blow up in your face. Literally." Hermione said but Moody didn't seem to be listening.
Hermione shrugged and started to build her shelter. In just the 3 short weeks since she had been introduced to the game she had become an expert. She could build a Colosseum in just ten minutes. She had her mansion and a month's supply of pork all ready in no time at all. She even found some diamonds and coal to make torches and tools from. Moody however was armed with nothing but his wand. The equivalent of a worthless stick in Minecraft.
Halfway through the night she heard a yell and saw the words 'Stupefy is not a command' flash at the bottom of her vision. She heard another yell and an explosion before the words 'MoodyusesCONSTANTVILIGANCE was killed by a creeper.
Hermione smiled to herself and thought 'newbies, they think they know everything."
Hermione lived in the Minecraft world for 3 days before finding a portal to the end where she defeated the ender dragon and escaped from her laptop.
Moody respawned in the middle of the ocean and was taken hostage by Herobrine. He has still not been rescued.
A/N: do you like it? Please review and tell me what you think. I love reviews.