Disclaimer: I don't own Sammy and Deanie. If I did, Sammy would get Erin and I would get Dean, oh, the things we would do to them…mwuhahahaha!!!
Author's Note: I had this weird conversation going on in my head since I was talking to my friends. It's just this random outburst in my head that produced this story. This story or conversation is between Sam and Dean on aim….hehe…I know a lot of people have done this kind of thing before but I thought I would give this a shot by posting it here. This will be just a one shot. Hope you like it and that it brings you laughs!
Spoiler Alert: This conversation starts up after Sam and Madison did it. I felt bad for Sammy, and what he had to do. So, I thought we should make things light or something. Madison didn't turn into a werewolf but stayed normal.
Warning: Some sexual innuendo or something like that.
Dean sees Sam's laptop and starts playing with the AIM. Sam is at Madison's house on her computer.
xXOneNightStanderXx: hi Sam!
LawBoyHunter: who is this?
xXOneNightStanderXx: oh come on, isn't the screen name obvious?
LawBoyHunter: Dean?
xXOneNightStanderXx: ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
LawBoyHunter: stop with the Dings!
xXOneNightStanderXx: alright! So….
LawBoyHunter: So what?
xXOneNightStanderXx: knock knock
LawBoyHunter: Dean, I don't have time for this
xXOneNightStanderXx: Come on Sam! Just play along…
LawBoyHunter: fine! Whos there?
xXOneNightStanderXx: laid
LawBoyHunter: laid who?
xXOneNightStanderXx: ………………
LawBoyHunter: Dean?
xXOneNightStanderXx: ……………..
LawBoyHunter: Dean?!?!?!?!?!
xXOneNightStanderXx: Sam got LAID!!!!
LawBoyHunter: knock it off!!!!
xXOneNightStanderXx: Sam and Madison laying on the bed…..f--c-k-i-n-g…..
LawBoyHunter: Stop it!
xXOneNightStanderXx: first come love second come marriage third comes Sam with a……
LawBoyHunter: third comes Sam carrying a shot gun to shoot Dean!
xXOneNightStanderXx: HEY!
LawBoyHunter: KNOCK IT OFF!
xXOneNightStanderXx: anyways….you got laid!...by a werewolf! Hope you're not allergic to fur!
LawBoyHunter: didn't I say knock it off? And no...i'm not allergic to fur, luckily.
xXOneNightStanderXx: how many rounds did you get to?
LawBoyHunter: shut it Dean
LawBoyHunter is away
xXOneNightStanderXx: Sam? Where dya go?
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LawBoyHunter's Away Messege:
Be right back, had to do something.
Dean, I know what you're thinking, stop it!
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(After 30 minutes…..)
LawBoyHunter has returned
xXOneNightStanderXx: Dude, where were you? laughs
LawBoyHunter: I got hungry
xXOneNightStanderXx: yeah right….
LawBoyHunter: okay you know what?...did you get laid last night?
(Few minutes passed and no response from Dean)
LawBoyHunter: Dean! Did you get lucky last night?
(Still no response)
xXOneNightStanderXx is away
After two hours….
xXOneNightStanderXx has returned
LawBoyHunter: where the hell did you go?!?!?!
xXOneNightStanderXx: no where smirk
LawBoyHunter: what are you smirking about?
xXOneNightStanderXx: nothing…..
LawBoyHunter: wait….do you have a girl there????
xXOneNightStanderXx: maybe…..
LawBoyHunter: right, stupid question…I mean look at your screen name….ugh…so who is she?
xXOneNightStanderXx: none of your business….
LawBoyHunter: thats not fair! You keep making jokes about me and Madison! Tell me or you're going to find a lovely long scratch on your Impala…
xXOneNightStanderXx: you wouldn't dare!
LawBoyHunter: oh, I would!
xXOneNightStanderXx: fine! Her name is Jo…
LawBoyHunter: no friggin way!!! you and Jo? Jo from the road house?
xXOneNightStanderXx: oh, HELL NO! not her!!!! Its another Jo, she's from Australia, you know Down Under –smirk-
LawBoyHunter: oh Dean please, stop...i knew you were going to think that
xXOneNightStanderXx: what? You asked for it!
LawBoyHunter: Dean, stop
xXOneNightStanderXx: And oh man, was she good…
xXOneNightStanderXx: whoo! She's got talent I tell ya!
LawBoyHunter has signed off
xXOneNightStanderXx: I am very impressed with her.
xXOneNightStanderXx: Sam?
LawBoyHunter has signed off
xXOneNightStanderXx: Sammy?
xXOneNightStanderXx: Geekboy?
xXOneNightStanderXx: idiot….
xXOneNightStanderXx has signed off