Hello! Saruki here. The idea for this story is that it is supposed to take place in Twitter, but because some technical problems with fanfiction, the symbol which precedes each nickname (arroba) does not appear. Please, imagine that it exist. Thanks!
DISCLAIMER: Shingeki no Kyojin is owned by Isayama Hajime
ChapterOne: Discovery
It had been a long day for everyone in the Survey Corps. Eren threw himself to the bed all worn out. This time, he had a room for himself and... the so-called laptop. It was a strange futurist machine that Erwin had entrusted to each one.
Eren stared at it. He was so tired and he wanted to go to bed but that thing sure drew his attention. His curiosity was killing him.
He pressed a button on the left side which had written on on top of it, and then it started to function on its own. After loading, a picture of the Survey Corp's badge appeared as a wallpaper and there was a little icon on the corner which was called Twitter, or whatever you pronounce it.
Eren realised that if he moved around his finger inside a square below the keyboard, a little arrow would follow that movement. He used that to click at the icon.
A window appeared all of sudden. And inside, there was a short text written.
ErwinSmith_TheSurveyCorpsAreTheBest
Hello everyone! Did you like the surprise? It's a token of my gratitude for your hard work. Make a good use of it and enjoy!
ErenJaeger
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Wow! So all I write here can be read by people?
ArminArlert _ThinkingAboutTheNextMove...
Of course, Eren! I've already investigated this thing and it's quite interesting! By the way, there's an option where you can change your name, or add something.
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
Yes! I found it! As expected of ya, Armin!
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou
Who is the one you want to get rid of, Eren? I will gladly do it for you.
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
Mikasa?! Oe! What's with your name?! It's embarrassing!
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou
You did not answer me, Eren.
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
Geeeeez...! Of course, the titans! I won't stop until they are all fucking dead.
ArminArlert _ThinkingAboutTheNextMove...
That's so like Eren... By the way, how come we are the only ones who are talking? If it's so, I can go to your room, Eren.
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou
Do not dare you, Armin. I cannot possibly go to a man's room this late at night. It is safer this way.
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
As if! Who said you could come, anyway?
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou
... You broke my heart into pieces.
ArminArlet _ThinkingAboutTheNextMove...
But Mikasa is right...
JeanKirchstein_ILoveGirlsWithBlackHair
Hi, ya fuckers (and Mikasa)! What's with your conversation? I was just planning to only observe it but the moment you got Mikasa upset, the moment I can't just leave ya alone, Eren bastard!
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
Hah?! Mind your own business, Jean. And don't get too cocky. Mikasa isn't gonna like you only 'cause you put yourself such a lame name.
ArminArlert _ThinkingAboutTheNextMove...
But Jean is right...
SashaBrauss_EatingPotatoes_OrWhatever
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! This twitter thing is amazing, pal! I just read everything :P Eren you are toooooooooo cruel, man!
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
Sasha?! You too?! Girls are really annoying!
ArminArlert _ThinkingAboutTheNextMove...
But Sasha is right...
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
Armin... Will you be on my side for at least once?
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou
I will, Eren... Even if it kills me.
JeanKirchstein_ILoveGirlsWithBlackHair
Don't let that get it on you, Mikasa. You can always come to me ;)
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou
But Eren had a point there... It is not like I am going to like you only because you wrote such an embarrassing name.
JeanKirchstein_ILoveGirlsWithBlackHair
... Now, you broke mine :(((((
AnnieLeonhart_ThisWorldIsCrap
Look who's talking. Sasha and you are a embarrassment of the womankind.
SashaBrauss_EatingPotatoes_OrWhatever
Ohhhhh Annie! Come on, don't say that! I'm eating my before-sleep-snack and you'll make me have an indigestion...
JeanKirchstein_ILoveGirlsWithBlackHair
I think that's kinda impossible...
LeviRivaille_KeepItClean
Sasha Brauss. If you are going to eat, make sure you clean afterwards. If not, you will be punished.
ArminArlert _ThinkingAboutTheNextMove...
Captain Levi! Thank goodness you came to put some order here...
SashaBrauss_EatingPotatoes_OrWhatever
Roger that, captain! ;)
LeviRivaille_KeepItClean
Do not be mistaken, Arlert. I was sent by Erwin to take a look. But it seems the moment we lose sight of you, the moment this gets out of hands. By the way, Eren, if you say another foolish thing, you will clean my room.
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
Oi! That doesn't make sense! Only coz' I said that to Mikasa... Ok. If that's a problem, I take back what I said. Happy now, everyone? ¬¬
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou
That means... I can go to your room? *blush*
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
NO!
LeviRivaille_KeepItClean
Then, you did not take back anything, so the foolish thing you said is still valid. In that case, you have to clean my messed up room. All in all, you have to chose: Mikasa goes to your room or you come to mine.
AnnieLeonhart_ThisWorldIsCrap
Shameless...
JeanKirchstein_ILoveGirlsWithBlackHair
It's obvious that Eren don't plan on giving up his words...
SashaBrauss_EatingPotatoes_OrWhatever
You are quite in the situation, Eren! LOL
ErenJaeger_I'llGetRidOf'EmAll!
Damn you...! I'm gonna shut down this crap!
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou / LeviRivaille_KeepItClean
YOU CANNOT DO THAT.
ArminArlert _ThinkingAboutTheNextMove...
I'm thinking... How about Mikasa goes to Eren's room and then they go to captain Levi's room? Since it's helping Eren out, Mikasa wouldn't mind cleaning too...
JeanKirchstein_ILoveGirlsWithBlackHair
Like Hell Mikasa is going to do that! Not only one, but two men with her in a single room at this hour?!
MikasaAckerman_DoNotGetCloserToErenOrIwillKillYou
It is alright with me.
AnnieLeonhart_ThisWorldIsCrap
Even more shameless...
SashaBrauss_EatingPotatoes_OrWhatever
Wow! Looks like you're gonna have some fun there!
LeviRivaille_KeepItClean
You all are getting carried away. No woman can enter my room. This is something that only Eren can accomplish.
It seems like Eren has no choice but to go to Levi's room... Will be that really ok with Mikasa?¿