When Rose walked into the TARDIS control room, she found the Doctor bouncy around, randomly pressing levers and buttons, just for the sake of it. He always looked so sweet when he was like that. Like a cute, hyper puppy. 'Well, I might as well get this over and done with' she thought to herself. Gathering up her courage, Rose took a step towards him, wringing her hands.

'Erm…Doctor? Can we go shopping please?' she asked.

'Aww… do we have to?' the Doctor whined, pulling his best sad and pathetic face.

'Yes! I need to get sm…' Rose trailed off, not wanting to have to tell the man/alien of her dreams her private needs.

'Huh? Watcha need?' the Doctor asked, bouncing on the soles of his feet.

'Erm… I need some more lingerie…' Rose muttered.

'Oh…' the Doctor said, looking scared.

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Rose and the Doctor wandered through the shopping centre, searching out a lingerie shop. Well, it was more like Rose was looking, the Doctor was plodding behind her, sulking at having to come. Rose grabbed his arm, and dragged him off towards a scary pink shop. Letting him go once they were inside, she dropped his arm, and started wandering around, browsing.

Suddenly, there was a high pitched 'Squeee!', jerking the Doctor back to his senses. He ran past the various rows of lacy, frill strips of material that didn't have enough material in them to cover a toe, searching for Rose. 'What's got her? If anything happens, oh god, please be alright…' he thought to himself. When he finally found her, he looked around for the source of danger, sonic screwdriver at the ready.

Instead, he found a grinning Rose, blushing furiously, holding up a tiny black g-string. On it, in tiny print, was 'I Love David Tennant'.

'Oh my god oh my god oh my god!' Rose squeaked happily. 'He's sooooooooooo hot!'

'That's it? Not monster, no evil government overthrowing guy? Just a g-string with some random's name on it?' the Doctor enquired.

'SOME RANDOM?? DAVID TENNANT IS THE BEST ACTOR….EVER!!! AND HE'S SOOOOOOO GORGEOUS!!!!' Rose swooned.

It was then the Doctor found the danger. Never, ever come between a fan-girl and David Tennant. It was a force to be reckoned with.

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A/N- The g-string really exists- I found it on ebay!!! Anywho… plz plz plz plz review!!!