Hi agaim! My name is Princess!
So bue hairy guy cwashed the ship thingee.
And now I'm lost.
Everybody sweepin. Shhhhhh!
We have to be bery quiet.
Like Daddy show us how to steal cookies! Yay!
Remember how Daddy show us how to steal cookies?
Like this!
Yay!
You no see me stealem cookies!
*munch munch*
So emmeway
I'm outside a bery bery big mansem.
There being nekkim puppies everywhere. All "grr grr"
Like Mommy when she dwinkem!
But I'm so... happy!
Because I have a new friend!
Yay!
Him name Unca Berry!
Him hab wheelie wheelie short hair. And he hab this.
Whatevem this is?
I no see it.
Is it him habbin air? Him hab air? Him okay to bweave?
Him seem like him bweave okay.
Maybe him have hair wice?
I havem hair wice wonce.
It no funny. Daddy dunk my em head in him dirty laundry water for like.. two ourers.
I cwy and cwy.
But I no have hair wice emmemore!
Yay!
Maybe Unca Berry need fancy shampoo? I no know.
Why him call Unca Berry emmeway? Is him like a drawberry?
Him good to eat?
Him must be good to eat because doggies num on him face all the time.
I don't fink him bery good at dis game.
Him say help me and I hab to spway him wif gween deodormint.
Him stink wheelie wheelie bad to need so much gween deodormint
But him smash doggies faces with him face and sab me from all the grr grrs.
Yay!
I wuv Unca Berry.
Him my hero!