Summary:
A cheesy cut scene that takes place after chapter 25.
We're used to Leliana up on stage - What happens when Alistair gets the bug to perform?
I will never be able to un-see this side of Alistair.
(I'm sorry - so not sorry)
Notes:
A/N - this chapter will probably only make sense if you're following along with the main story Cocktails & Cheese. Specifically chapters 23-25.
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All twisted perversions therein,
Are all on me ~ You're welcome!
I Kissed A Girl
(In the Cocktails & Cheese Universe)
(Takes place after Chapter 25)
Please Indulge My Twisted Little Mind …sorry (totally not sorry)!
If the Broken Bottle (Chapters 23-26) were a tv episode with out-takes or post credit scenes at the end, we would finish chapter twenty-five watching Dorian and Bull sharing a quiet moment on their thirteenth anniversary before it fades to black.
As the camera pans back in, we'd see Alistair's-mostly empty-bar after closing. Our favorite pub owner on top of the bar with a mic in hand: singing, dancing, and generally hamming it up to the following lyrics...
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
(Alistair is joined by Leliana who sings the next verse, dancing around him provocatively~but her eyes are fully on Lana.)
Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
(Alistair takes over again.)
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
Their audience: Cullen, Lana, Zevran, Dorian, and Bull, are sitting at a table in the middle of the room clapping, laughing, and cheering along to the music as the duo perform for them.
Alistair finishes the song and Leliana pushes him playfully off the bar. He recovers from his surprise enough to own the momentum, turning the shove into an elaborate flip and twist combo, landing in front of the table with a flourish and a bow. Collapsing into Cullen's lap laughing, he wraps his arms around his lover's neck and kisses him soundly.
Looking lovingly into Cullen's amused eyes, Alistair admits sheepishly, "I may have kissed a girl , but no one's lips are as sweet as yours."
As their lips meet again, the camera pans up to the sign hanging above the bar that reads: Alistair's House of Whine and Cheese. As the music fades, the Camera zooms in, highlighting only the word 'Cheese' before it goes black.
~ Lyrics taken from "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry ~
End Notes:
Please don't hate me! This chapter was absolutely not beta'd (they probably wouldn't let me post it if it had been). ;)
Stay tuned for the final chapter of this story arc, Chapter 26 coming this Sunday!