I don't own Young Justice. The Pixi sticks, Victoria's secret,
This one-shot is called never get Meloney suger high.
"Yo Atry hit me again." Meloney yelled.
"Two more Pixi sticks coming right up!" Artemis yelled handing Meloney the orange Pixi stick. Meloney was sleeping over at Mount Justice and the two girls had just come home from an all day shopping spree.
"Yum. Yo Arty, I love the bra you bought at Victoria's secret last week. So I bought the same one!" Artemis rolled her eyes pouring the packet of flavored sugar in her mouth. "Did you show Wally yet? I mean you two are dateing right?" Artemis nearly choked on her Pixi powder.
"Mel, What kind of sick, twisted things run in your mind? And NO we are not dateing. Why you think I bought that bra just so I could show some dude? No, never, Not again." Artemis said that last part very softly.
"What do you mean by again?" Mel asked.
"Nothing just eat your damn Pixi sticks." Artemis said dryly.
"NO tell me."
"FINE! OK so I was like 13 and I had a boyfriend. Ok, so then I went to Rainbow and bought a bra, I stuffed, and well lets just say this girl got jealous. So she pulled my top up and well," Artemis face turned red. "You could see the tissues! I wanted my boyfriend to like me. But i ended up losing him to Tory Mathews."
"That's all. Oh Arty you had me worried. I thought you got raped or something." Meloney said in relief.
-AN HOUR LATER-
"Meloney Are you ok? You look like your drunk." Artemis asked. Meloney started laughing and giggling.
"I'm ha ha ha ok." She responded shoving a hersheys kiss in her mouth.
"No your not thats enough candy for you." Artemis said taking away the candy bag from Meloney.
"No don't take my candy." Meloney said trying to get up from where she was before. But she fell down and started to laugh.
"Mel, come on let's get you in bed." Artemis said helping her best friend up. She then put her in her bed and coverd her.
"No I don't wanna go to sleep." Meloney protested ripping the covers from off herself and running out of the room.
"Mel, girly you better get back here!" Artemis yelled. She didn't see Wally and bumped into his chest.
"Hey, Arty." Wally said with a grin.
"Hey, Wally. Hows it goin?" Artemis blushed still in his chest.
"Pretty damn good. All exept for one thing. Meloney just smacked me across the face for no aperent reason."
"Oh you poor baby." Artemis said sarcastically. As she reached for the part where Meloney smacked him amd kissed it. "Better?" She said sarcastically again.
"Actually yes. Your sarcastic love cured my face." Wally said in a smart tone.
"Ok well I gotta go get my sugar high idiot I call a best friend back." Artemis said.
"Bye." Wally said sneeking into Artemis room.
"MEL! WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?" Artemis questioned herself until she heard voices in Robins room. "Whoa, what's going on in here?"
"I don't know she just came in here and threw herself at me." Robin struggled to sound innocent. Meloney was on top of Robin kissing the cheese out of him.
"Mel come on let's get you back to my room." Artemis said prying the two away from her. Robin gave Artemis a dirty look and she traded one back.
As Artemis got Meloney off and into her room, Artemis was shocked to find a surprise in her bed.
"Wally, get out of there." She said with a tired voice. While holding Meloney's hand. Meloney giggled and said
"Wally wants Arty to be frisky." Wally's reaction to this was a red face and a jump off the bed. Artemis blushed and pushed Meloney into her bed.
"Stay." Artemis said to Meloney but she was to late. Meloney had already fallen asleep.
"Now as for you Mr. West, come on." She said in a tired but flirty voice.
"Now, where are we going?" Wally asked in a curious flirty voice. As Artemis grabed his arm and pulled him into his room. Leaving Meloney all alone in her room.
"Oh I see where this is going." Wally said trying to pull off his shirt.
"Whoa there. No. I'm way to tired to be deflowered. And besides Mr. West, I can't sleep in my room any ways. When Meloney is sugar high you don't want to sleep in the same room as her."
"Aw no fun!" Wally whined, as he layed down cuddling onto Artemis side.
"Aw you wanna cuddle. Cuddle this." Artemis wispered throwing a pillow at his face.
"Ow. Can't I at least have a little fun?" Wally whined.
"Fine. Night Captain Cuddles." Artemis yawned, pulling the covers over her shoulder, as Wally clung to her. As I might to a powdered doughnut.
Yeah well, I was bord. And they are teens right so I thought jokeing around would be funny. Well maybe not. Anyways imma go eat now. Hope you liked it!
YGIRL OUT.