Flirt and Tease
Naruto's Point of View
I sat on the Hokage throne as I waited for the ANBU to bring Sasuke back to me. The allied nation won the war and the Leaf appointed me to be the Hokage. Madara was locked away and Sasuke was being dragged back to the Leaf. I never thought that being Hokage would be such a boring job. All I have been doing this whole week was paperwork {like I actually read what the document says. I just sign the papers}, attending meetings, and giving speeches. Now I know how Tsunade feels. Just as I was about to close my eyes to go to sleep I heard screaming coming from outside the door. The door suddenly flew open and in came the ANBU dragging Sasuke along. Great they had to drag him in now.
The ANBU bandaged Sasuke's eyes but there was still blood dripping down his cheeks from his eyes. His hands were tied behind his back with chains; his cloths were ripped from fighting with my awesome ANBUs.
"Well if it isn't Sasuke-Kun," I said as I got up from the Hokage throne and walked in front of Sasuke. "Like I said before that I was going to bring you back to Konoha whether you liked it or not"
"So now that you finally captured me what are you planning to do to me?" asked Sasuke as more blood dripped down his cheeks.
"I'm not sure yet. No one else in the village actually knows that you're back. Only I and my ANBUs know. I told the whole village that I was planning on giving up on you and I actually was going to give up on you; and they believed that. But I kept the mission about bringing you back going on secretly," I said as I laughed.
"Why did you if you were going to give up on me?" asked Sasuke.
"Because you're part of my village and therefore your stupid ass is my duty. Being Hokage is such a boring job," I said as I sighed. "Now let's see. What should I do to you? Maybe I should take you to Sakura and let her decide, or maybe I should let you rot in prison, I know how about this. You should keep me company while I do my paperwork. Like I actually read those dumb documents. Hey someone bring me my sake. I need to be wasted."
"He's just turning out like Lady Tsunade!" screamed one of the guards as ran to get me my beer.
"I am not!" I shouted as I threw a cushion at the running guard.
I turned around to face Sasuke and slowly let my fingers run over Sasuke's bandaged eyes as I thought how painful it must have been for him to get his eternal mangekyou sharingan. I was about to take the bandage off but then cringed away from him as his blood got on my finger. I looked at him and saw a smirk on his face. Can he see through the bandages? How powerful are his eyes? Itachi did warn me that if was to bring him back that he wouldn't be the same Sasuke that I knew. Well maybe I should have just assassinated him. But then Sakura would have been so heart broken and Team 7 would have been even more ruined. But who cares about Team 7. I'm Hokage now and I got better things to worry about then Team 7.
"Keep his eyes bandaged and seal him away in the room prepared for him. I don't want his company right now. And for God sake stop his ridiculous eye bleeding; and where is my sake!" I screamed as I threw a tantrum in the throne room.
"Yes Hokage Naruto," said the ANBU as they took him away to the sealed room prepared for him.
I got up and went inside my office to do more stacks of paperwork. I sat down on my chair and just signed random papers. Sasuke must have been really weak to have my ANBUs overpower him and let them drag him back to Konoha. But at least he's safe from the idiot Kabuto. I don't need Kabuto messing up Sasuke's head and having him destroy Konoha like Pain did. Since the day Sasuke and I fought at the Valley of the End I have been seeing Sasuke always covered in blood. Nothing else but just blood; and I'm so tired of seeing blood on him. My stomach slowly started to turn and I got up and ran to the bathroom and vomited. I'm not afraid of blood I'm just afraid of seeing blood on him.
1st Day of Sasuke's Company
"You know it's fun to have someone to talk to while I'm doing paperwork," I said happily signing papers without reading them.
Silence.
"I have been wondering this for a long time. Why do your eyes always bleed?" I asked as I stared at him.
Silence.
"Why aren't you talking?" I said angrily as I stood up from my chair.
Silence.
"Listen you asshole I'm the Hokage so that means you listen to me!" I screamed.
"Not until you take this bandage off of my eyes," he said as I froze.
"No," I said while he smirked and turned to look at me. Can he see me through the bandages?
"Why not?" he asked.
"Just shut up," I said as I as I sat back down with my arms crossed.
"But I thought you wanted me to talk?" said Sasuke the smirk never leaving his face.
"Why are you so complicated?" I said.
"You're the one who's spoiled," he said as I turned to look at him angrily.
"What did you call me?" I said as I crawled on top of my desk.
"I called you spoiled," said Sasuke.
"I'm not spoiled I just always get what I want," I said as I grabbed Sasuke's shirt and pulled him up.
"Yeah that's called being spoiled," said Sasuke.
"Well I guess I am spoiled. I wanted you to talk and I got that. I get everything I want." I said I pushed him back down on the couch.
"What do you want now?" asked Sasuke.
"I'm not sure," I said as I sat on top of my desk. "Wait I know what I want this time. I want to show you to the whole village. Oh my dear ANBUs hold a big meeting so that I can show off my lovely capture"
"As you wish Hokage" said the captain of the ANBUs.
"Now that ugly Danzo is out of the way, thanks to you, the ANBUs only can follow my orders," I said as I saw Sasuke's expression change. "I also too thought that Danzo needed to go. But the way you killed him was wrong"
"He ordered my brother to kill my clan!" shouted Sasuke.
"You're acting like your clan was the only one wiped out," I said as Sasuke turned quiet. "My mother's clan was wiped out too. But I didn't turn all dramatic and vengeance full"
"It turns out like we're more alike than I thought," said Sasuke while I smirked.
"Look who finally admits it," I said. "But let's forget about clans. It time for me to show the whole village my prisoner"
"Your prisoner?" said Sasuke.
"Yes you're my prisoner Sasuke. Oh I almost forgot to tell you this; you won't be able to see anything now that you're captured," I said as I sat down on Sasuke's lap and wrapped my arms around his neck.
"And why not?" asked Sasuke as stared straight in my eyes. Can he actually see through those bandages?
"Because your eyes are dangerous," I said as I got up and heard a knock on my office door.
"My Hokage the town is waiting for your presence," said the ANBU captain as he bowed.
"Oh how lovely. Time to show off my prisoner and my awesome self," I said as the ANBU captain escorted Sasuke to the balcony where I was going to give my speech.
As I got onto my balcony I saw the whole village cheering. I waved and blew kisses at the girls that were basically drooling. I remember when I was drooling after Sakura but she only liked the crazy killer, Sasuke.
"Oh I am honored to tell you that the threat to the safety of yours is stopped and captured. Can anyone guess who that threat is?" I asked as people shouted out answers.
"Kabuto" said one boy around the age of 10.
"Nope" I said.
"Oh I know Sasuke" said a girl around the age of 14.
"You're correct!" I said as the girl blushed and smiled. "Sasuke is captured and being held a prisoner. Here he is right now"
I grabbed Sasuke's arm and pulled him out onto the balcony as people gasped and stared in fear. I smiled and held Sasuke's arm tightly.
"It's quiet alright my people. He is being held and watched very carefully. He won't be able to harm anyone," I said happily putting them at an ease. "I'm not sure what to do with him right now. But all he knows is that it won't be very pleasant"
I saw my old classmates running to the Hokage throne room as they saw Sasuke. I smiled and turned to face the ANBU captain. I stood on my tippy toes and whispered in the captain's ear.
"Let them in please," I said the as the ANBU captain bowed and told his fellow team mates to let them in. "I assure that he won't be able to you harm you guys. And now it's time for me to go. Please carry on to what you were doing"
I blew a kiss at them and pulled Sasuke back inside the Hokage throne room where I found my old class mates waiting for me.
"Naruto I thought you gave up on Sasuke!" shouted Sakura as I pushed Sasuke down on the couch.
"Oh silly me I still continued the mission secretly," I said "I'm the Hokage I can do whatever I want"
"But Naruto how did you even manage to capture Sasuke?" asked Kakashi as he stared at Sasuke who was gaged, blinded, and tied up.
"Oh that was easy for my awesome ANBU. They attacked him when he was at his weakest," I said happily.
"Can we be Team 7 again?" asked Sakura as she stared at Sasuke with hearts basically in her eyes.
"I'm afraid not. I'm the Hokage, Sasuke's a killer and a prisoner it would never work out," I said.
"Did you really have to keep him like that?" asked Ino blushing.
"Here I'll remove the gag so that he doesn't look like a toy if know what I mean," I said as I untied the gag off of Sasuke.
"What are you planning to do to him?" asked Kakashi.
"Oh I'm not sure yet," I said as I smirked. "Maybe I should sell him as a reward to other nations"
"You can't do that Naruto!" screamed Sakura.
"I was just kidding," I said. "Oh look at the time. It's time for Sasuke to go back to his sealed room. And time for you guys to go. But do come again to see Sasuke oh wait I mean the prisoner."
I watched them leave with an unsure look on their faces. I giggled as I sat on my Hokage throne chair with my ANBU guard feeding me grapes.
"You're a flirt Naruto," said Sasuke as I smiled and sat down on Sasuke's lap again with my arms wrapped around his neck.
"You finally figured it out. And I flirt with everyone but mostly with my guards, my friends, and sometimes very special prisoners," I said as Sasuke stared into my eyes again. Can he really see through those bandages?
"I can tell," said Sasuke.
"Being Hokage could get boring so I need entertainment once in a while," I said. "I even flirt with some Kages especially a certain red head that you know"
"Gaara," said Sasuke.
"Yes Gaara the cutie red head," I said as I laid my head down on Sasuke's lap. "He doesn't mind he knows that I'm a big flirt and a tease"
"I didn't know that you were like that," said Sasuke.
"Well now you know," I said "Flirting with an Uchiha is so much fun especially when they can't do anything about it"
"We'll see about that," said Sasuke with a smirk on his face.
"Believe me you can't do anything," I said happily but then sat up quickly as I saw Sasuke's eyes flash red for a second.
"So tell me what you guys think? This was just a drabble that I wrote in English class my teacher is such a bore. Please read and review." –XxxAngelForeverxXX