This Was Inspired by One Of The Gorillaz G bites Called "Jump The Gut" It Is in No Way Connected to My Story "She's More than Just A Robot" I was just thinking it would be funny If My OC Jacob Tried something like what 2D Tried to do, Enjoy!
[A Larg ramp has been set up next to Russel ( Who is Still a giant, and is sleeping in the road.) Jacob is building up speed on his Motorcycle, preparing to jump over Russel]
[Cyborg Noodle and Jacob's Ghost Cousin Richard are standing by the ramp, placing bets on whether or not Jaocb will clear Russel's stomach with his Motorcycle]
Richard: When he lets go of that brake man, It's gonna be like Evel Knievel stunt bike plowing through a whole platoon of two-inch plastic German ground troops.
Cyborg Noodle (in Japanese): Ok Richard, I'll see your one thousand... and raise you five hundred.
Richard: This is one bet you gonna lose.
[Jacob releases the brakes on the Motorcycle and goes speeding towards the ramp]
Richard: He's never gonna clear that gut! Russel's been taxi and catering all day and he's becoming way overweight!
[Cyborg Noodle screams]
Richard: Whoa!
[Jacob lands directly on his cousin Russel's stomach]
Russel: Oof!
Richard: Whoooooooa!
[Jacob is sent flying forward off of his Motorcycle and landing flat on his face.]
[Richard is sucked back into Jacob, sending all his money flying. Cyborg Noodle gleefully jumps to catch it]
[Russel Shrinks down to normal size and stomps angrily over to Jacob and grabs him by his collar]
Russel: If you keep doing this Lil' Cuz, I'm gonna be jumping you next time you asleep and I don't think neither of us go'n make it. You dig?
[Jacob Just stares gaping at his cousin Russel, with his Eye's That Now turned white]
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