Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
WTF… Guns?
"It's finally over." Harry said. "I beat Voldomort."
"Yah, good job Harry… so what now?" Ron asked.
"We go and live our normal lives I guess. What do you think Hermione?" Harry asked.
"We live our lives the way we want to." I responded. After a moments silent I asked "Harry, I have been thinking, why didn't we use guns to just shoot Voldomort after we destroyed all the horcruxes? I mean, nobody can cast a shield charm in the time it takes to bring up your hand and fire a bullet. They would only be able to say Pro… and the o sound would be them getting hit with the bullet. So tell me, why didn't we use guns in ANY fight we had?" I asked with a determined face.
Harry just looked at me and smiled and said "Hermione, you should not question the stupidity of wizards. They are stupid compared to muggles, but I do agree, why didn't we use guns?"
"It is because all of our adventures were some twisted story written by some lady in England. We don't even exist and we have no souls. Also, the story that the lady wrote had so many plot holes that she would never be able to fill them all in. For example, why cant electricity be used at Hogwarts, didn't Nicholas Flamell have a back up plan, how was it that nobody ever found the chamber of secrets in over a thousand years, even though only parsteltongue can open it, after all, they could have just summoned a snake so that it could open it for them. Also, how is it possible for the ministry to be as corrupt as ours is. These are the things I think about." Ron said.
Hermione and Harry just looked at Ron and burst out laughing. "That's a good one Ron." Harry gasped out.
"Ha, ha, hilarious." Hermione laughed.
"Yah, I thought it was funny as well, that's why I said it." Ron spoke.
"Come guys, let's go and do whatever for the next nineteen years of our lives and have a moment at Kings Crossing." Harry suggested.
"Good idea Harry. But that still doesn't explain why we didn't use guns." Hermione said.
"Hermione, if you never ask, it will never matter." Ron said.
"Ok." Hermione said as the three of them walked into the sunset.
A one-shot somebody told me to write… yah. By now.