Hermione's Revenge

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Hermione, Harry and Ginny walked into Hogsmead to take a break from school shopping. Ron said he had some other business to attend and he would meet up with us later. When they came into Hogsmead, Hermione spied a couple making out. She didn't pay them much attention until she saw that it was her boyfriend Ron and her friend Luna were the couple. Hermione stalked toward them like a hungry lioness on a hunt.

"Ronald Weasely what the hell are you doing making out with Luna when you are dating me" said a furious Hermione. Ron couldn't say nothing but this situation didn't keep Luna quiet.

"Well Ronny Pooh is tired of you, you want even give him a french kiss and you been dating for 2 months" said Luna.

"Well I can see that even if I let Ron fill me up his obvious poor tastes will always lead him to a whore" said Hermione.

"Ron are you going to let her talk to me like that"sid Luna.

"Hermione you have no right to call Luna names you to stop overreacting" said Ron

"How dare you say I am overreacting when you cheat on me with that slut when she knew that were we dating and she still went after you. I say the name fits the actions. I will show you overreacting." said Hermione.

She pulled out her wand and began hexing and cursing Ron. She made his skin the color of vomit. She lovingly turned Ron hair the color neon green and hot pink. Finally she made his voice high pitch and girly. She made sure the curses last aleast a month. Before she could do more Harry and Ginny was restraining her.

She ran to the bookstore and went to the back to silently cry. "That Weasely is not worth a single one of your tears" said a mysterious voice. Hermione turned around to see no other than Draco Malfoy.

"Malfoy what do you want"

"To help you"

"How and why"

"Well by giving you a make over and because I am still mad about him embarassing me at the end of the year"

"Well I should have expected you to get something out of this" Hermione said with a giggle.

"Now dry your eyes and follow me" Hermione followed Draco to a store called ALLECHANT french name that means enticing. They spent 2 hours shopping because Draco was very fussy. He even put two sell clerks into tears. Then that went to a salon called Le Rue. They tamed Hermione's hair into it was straight with soft curls and did her makeup that made her look sexy. If you look at Hermione right now you would not know her. She looked like a goddess.

Hermione look at herself in the mirror and she couldn't recognize herself. She was so happy about the make over that she ran over to Draco and hug him.

"Draco thanks how can I ever repay you for this" said Hermione. They had left the salon and were heading to a restaurnt.

"I tell you when we are seated" being a Malfoy Draco and Hermione was quickly seated.

"Well I give you this make over and you pretend to be my girlfriend" when Malfoy said that Hermione nearly choked on her food.

"Malfoy you want me to be your girlfriend have you lost it" Hermione was seriously questioning his sanity.

"Yes, and now let me tell you why everyone thinks because my family is and were Slytherines we are all deatheaters. Well I do have an uncle that is a deatheater but my father, mother and me are not. And by dating you maybe people will see me in a new light. And keep Parkinson at a safe distance away from me"

"I understand but there all tons of other muggle-borns in the school that are prettier and more than willing to date you"

"I don't need just any muggle-born I need a direct link to Harry Potter to make this work"

"Oh I see the closer to Harry the cleaner your family is"

"So will you do this for me"

"Yes"