(A/N This story takes place 24 years after Edward and Bella have gotten married and had Renesmee. Right now Renesmee is 14 because I say that she is. For whatever reason Jessica and Mike are married.)
"OH MY GOSH THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!" Alice squealed as we pulled into Fountain Hills Heights an upper middle class subarb in Tacoma Washington. "Now Alice, try not to go overboard" Edward said trying to stifle a laugh. "Well I for one think that we should go way out!" Jacob shouted putting arm around Renesmee. "I think that it is just sick that you are getting revenge on some middle age people who were mean to you like 24 years ago" Renesmee said raising her eyebrows. Jasper laughed, "Aw come on Nessie lighten up!" Jasper said turning around to wink at his niece. Renesmee rolled her eyes and nessled into Jacobs huge chest. I merely sighed and looked at the map. "Rosalie I think that we turn left here" I said pointing out the window she nodded and turned the corner. There it was. Mike and Jessica Newton's house. I laughed and begun to unbuckle as Rosalie stopped in front of the house. "Okay everybody, let's do this!" Emmett said as he pulled black ski caps with holes cut out where the eyes where and two with mouth holes also out of the glove compartment. He handed the ones with extra holes to Renesmee and Jacob then passed the others to the rest of us. Edward was the first out of the car. After we had piled out Edward started handing out the materials. Alice slipped the garder that I had worn to my wedding off of her thigh and handed it to Edward. He smiled and put it in his pocket. The 3 tallest people, Emmett, Jasper and Jacob took 5 rolls of toilet paper each and started flinging them all over the trees. Renesmee and Rosalie grabbed a carton of eggs and started throwing them at the garage door and at the windows. Alice and I picked up a cans of green and pick spray paint and started tiedying the whit car that was parked in the drive way. After the car looked like a hippy rainbow van Edward pulled out a bucket of paint and 9 paint brushes everyone took a brush and went to the garage door. Everyone wrote their names on the garage door. At the very top Edward was sure to write THE CULLENS WERE HERE in big block letters. After that was finished Edward pulled a vintage polaroid camera from the back of the car and set the timer. The light bulb flashed and a silly picture of Alice Jasper Me Rosalie Edward Jacob Emmett and Renesmee slid out of the camera. I picked up the photo and handed it to Edward. He smiled bent down to kiss me and pulled the garter and a sharpie out of his pocket. On the photo he wrote "happily married for 24 years" in between where Edward stood with me in the photo. Next he pulled out a scrap of paper and wrote "remember this Newton?" He stapled the photo the note and the garter together and ran up to the door. "Well what are you waiting for!? Get in the car!" Edward shouted at us. We got into the car and watched as Edward rung the door bell and slipped the garter through the mail slot before running back to us. The door opened and there stood a balding Mike Neweton with a confused Jessica behind him. "SUCKAZ!!" We shouted at the confused couple as we drove away. "We should do more bonding like this!' Renesmee said which sent us into a whole nother round of laughter.