Chapter 1 – The Arrival
Chapter Rating: T for language
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, there would be a Toy Story world.
"In space, a lone Gummi Ship was flying into the unknown. Its occupants are two robots that would make every being weep at their sheer awesomeness. One robot was a 4'11", red and black powerhouse. One look into his red eye sensors will make anyone piss themselves in fear and then he'd easily pile drive that urinater with his massive arms. His name was E-123 Omega. The other robot was a totally cool, 3'7", black, red and lime green gizoid. He has large, purplish-blue, glossy eye sensors and a smirk on his face that says 'Yeah. I'm the best.' because it's true. And of course, a being that amazing must have the greatest name of all. And that name is_"
"GIZOIDIANMAN, who are you talking to?" asked Omega.
"Hm? Oh no one. I just started talking about our journey out loud out of sheer boredom." replied GIZOIDIANMAN. "Seriously though, how long has this ship been flying? Shouldn't the autopilot have landed us to a world by now?"
"Negative. The autopilot only makes the ship fly straight continuously when activated. It does not locate any worlds nor does it guide the ship to land on a world." answered Omega.
"What!" exclaimed GIZOIDIANMAN in disbelief. "You mean we've been flying nonstop for 5 hours when we could've already been on a world if we flew this thing ourselves instead of letting the freaking autopilot take us to a black hole or something!"
"Negative. We have only been flying for approximately 30 minutes and the probability of the autopilot flying us to a black hole are 1,389,101,415,634,111,272 to 1. We have also not detected a single world during that 30 minute time period, for if we have, we would have deactivated the autopilot and traveled there."
"Still, I'm bored as hell." GIZOIDIANMAN looks at the autopilot button switch. "I think I should turn off the autopilot and take control of the ship just so I have something to do."
"I would not recommend that." stated Omega. "Our greatest chances of arriving at a destination safely would be to maintain our plan of letting the autopilot fly the ship straight forward until a world has been located. Then we may proceed to take control."
"Oh come on. How bad could I fly this?" GIZOIDIANMAN pushes the autopilot button switch turning it off.
*CRASH*
The Gummi Ship was no longer flying and both robots were now lying on the floor. The controls were wrecked and almost everything else was either knocked over or in ruins.
"Ugh…I didn't think I would fly so bad that I would crash the second I turned off the autopilot." said GIZOIDIANMAN as he pushed himself up off the floor.
"Wait. Something is not right." said Omega as he too lifted himself up. He looked out the cockpit window (which somehow wasn't damaged in the slightest). "It is still black outside just like when we were flying."
"Wait. Are you saying we crashed in mid-space flight…into nothing?" asked GIZOIDIANMAN. "That doesn't seem physically possible."
"Illogical." responded Omega. "We should exit the ship to assess the situation."
When they did so, they ended up standing on solid ground. The Gummi Ship was busted and Omega noticed there were pitch black buildings surrounding them.
"Huh? How are we standing in the emptiness of space?" questioned GIZOIDIANMAN. "Are we on an invisible asteroid or something? That actually would be pretty cool. Quick, we gotta make a flag so we can claim this invisible asteroid in the name of robots!"
"This isn't an invisible asteroid." said Omega. "Look closely. There are buildings in the vicinity. They are just completely black. We must be on another world, one that contains an urban society."
"Seriously?" GIZOIDIANMAN asked. Surprised at this information, he looked more closely to see that there were indeed buildings. "No wonder we crashed! This freaking world is so dark it's impossible to see it IN SPACE!" he added, saying "IN SPACE!" dramatically.
"We should not be focused about how we crashed in this world." Omega said, trying to change the topic. "Our attention should be directed to repairing the ship."
"Oh right." said GIZOIDIANMAN, remembering about the ship. He turns around to see it in its damaged condition. "Man, this thing got totaled. *sigh* It's gonna take a while, but with a few simple tools, we can fix this and fly to a new world THAT ISN'T SO DAMN DARK SO WE CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT AND NOT CRASH-LAND INTO IT!" he yelled, clearly aggravated with this world already. Suddenly, a thought came to him and he faced Omega. "We do have tools, right?"
"Negative."
"WHAT! Why the hell didn't we pack any!"
"You were so enthusiastic about traveling to new worlds that you wanted to quickly pack only what you considered necessary. However, the only objects you considered necessary were all of our video games."
"Huh…that actually does sound like something I would_" GIZOIDIANMAN abruptly stopped speaking. He had a look of fear on his face. "Oh no." he turns around and faces the ship again. "Oh no." GIZOIDIANMAN repeated, but did it louder and with more fear in his voice. "Oh God No!" he panicked. He ran back inside the ship at super speed and then came back outside just as fast. "Oh thank god." GIZOIDIANMAN sighed of relief. "Good news, all of our video games are fine."
"That is good to hear." said Omega. "But how will we repair the ship without any tools?"
"Well we are in a city…with lots of buildings. We can just go inside one and find someone who knows where we can find a hardware store or something."
Omega pondered about GIZOIDIANMAN's suggestion for a second. He figured it was a good idea to ask a local to try to get tools from somewhere, but then he realized something was off.
"GIZOIDIANMAN, your idea could work. However, we haven't seen a single being outside here. It does not compute."
GIZOIDIANMAN wasn't listening though. He was walking towards a building, but stopped when he noticed that there were a bunch of wooden planks covering up the door and windows.
"What the…the hell?" GIZOIDIANMAN said confused. "This building is boarded up."
Omega walked over next to GIZOIDIANMAN to see the boarded up building for himself. Then he looked all around to see that the other buildings were also boarded up.
"This building isn't the only one." Omega stated. "Observe."
GIZOIDIANMAN did so and also saw that every building was boarded up. "Why are all the buildings boarded up? Did all these places go out of business or something?" He wondered out loud.
"That is unknown. However, calculations show that would be highly improbable. More importantly, how will we acquire tools now?"
"Omega, what do you mean how?" GIZOIDIANMAN asked in disbelief. "There are probably still tools inside at least one of these buildings."
"Are you suggesting we break in and invade for tools?" Omega asked.
"I'm not suggesting anything." GIZOIDIANMAN replied with a smirk.
Omega knew exactly what GIZOIDIANMAN was planning.
*SMASH*
The two robots busted down the boarded up door, creating an entrance for them. Inside was dark and dusty and looked like some kind of diner. On the right, there was a service counter with floor-mounted stools in front of it and a kitchen in the back. On the left, there was also a row of booths against the wall and a jukebox in the far back wall.
"This is a restaurant." Omega stated. "Probability of locating tools in here is minimal."
"Still couldn't hurt to check." said GIZOIDIANMAN. "I mean a restaurant should have some tools just in case something like…their oven breaks down…or something like that."
"Agreed."
Omega searched for tools in the room while GIZOIDIANMAN tried to find some in the kitchen. However, they both came out flat.
"Find any tools Omega?" asked GIZOIDIANMAN.
"Negative." replied Omega.
"That sucks, because neither did I." admitted GIZOIDIANMAN. "Well we still have a whole city full of buildings to search. So let's get down to busting down…doors."
*5 Break-ins later*
GIZOIDIANMAN and Omega were back outside near the broken down Gummi Ship. They still haven't found any tools.
"0% progress has been made on our search thus far." stated Omega with a hint of disappointment in his robotic, normally monotone voice.
"I wouldn't say we were completely unsuccessful." said GIZOIDIANMAN. "In that last building we searched, I found this rainbow afro wig." He holds up said wig for Omega to see. He then puts it on his head and plastered a goofy grin on his face. "Hey Omega, check me out. Clowns aren't the only ones who can make this look good."
"Continuing to search these buildings has proven to be futile." stated Omega as if GIZOIDIANMAN's funny moment never happened. "We need to acquire assistance from an inhabitant of this world."
"How?" questioned GIZOIDIANMAN as he took off the wig and put it away…by putting it behind him. "You said it yourself earlier, we haven't seen a seen a single being on this world. And even if there are any beings here, where would we find them? They can't be living in these buildings because they're all boarded up."
"Perhaps there are some in the castle." assumed Omega.
"Castle? What castle?" asked a confused GIZOIDIANMAN.
Omega pointed in the direction in front of him. "That castle." He said.
Once GIZOIDIANMAN turned to the direction Omega was pointing to, his jaw dropped. Far away in front of them, there was a giant, floating, white castle. It had a bunch of towers that looked like they were scrunched together and the castle was decorated with weird, black symbols.
"How the hell did I miss that?" asked GIZOIDIANMAN in disbelief.
"That is unknown." replied Omega.
"Eh, it doesn't matter." said GIZOIDIANMAN shrugging off the fact that he didn't see the castle. "Because according to my logic, anything that's strange and obviously sticks out in an already mysterious place is both suspicious AND important. So yeah, let's check it out."
The robots made their way towards the castle. Once they got there, they were standing near the edge of a bottomless chasm under the floating castle. However, it wasn't a dead end, for there was a translucent, sky blue bridge of light with one end of it connected to the edge while the other was connected to the bottom of the castle.
GIZOIDIANMAN was amazed at the sight before them. "Whoa!" he exclaimed thrillingly. "Check out this bridge! It's like the bridge version of a lightsaber! That's Freaking Awesome!"
Omega walked over to the bridge and got down on one knee. He tapped the bridge with his index finger. "This light bridge is solid. This does not compute." he said, puzzled about how a bridge of light could possibly be solid. "However, we should be able to traverse it safely." he noted while standing back up.
"Hey Omega. I know we need to get tools to fix the ship, but we should also find out how this bridge was created so we make our own. And maybe we could also find out how to create our own thing versions of a lightsaber. Like a frisbee…or a snowboard…or a walking stick that could also be used as a beating stick."
"I would like to know how this bridge functions. Very well then. If we find a being, we will inquire about it after we acquire tools, for that is still our main priority."
"Gotcha."
"The entrance to the castle should be that opening at the base." stated Omega pointing to said opening.
"Then let's go inside the hole. Bow Chicka Bow Wow!" joked GIZOIDIANMAN.
The two then began to walk up the bridge of light towards the castle.
Inside another part of the castle, a meeting was being held in a round, white room that strangely had no doors. Inside the room, there were 12 throne-like chairs arranged in a circle. Each chair was a different height, though each one was rather tall. In the middle of the chairs was a fairly short (compared to the chairs), but relatively wide, circular platform with a white symbol (the same symbol as the ones decorated on the outside of the castle) on top of it. Each chair was occupied by a person who wore a black coat.
"You are all probably wondering why I suddenly called this meeting." spoke the man that was sitting in the tallest chair. He has amber-orange eyes and rather tan skin. The tips of his ears are pointed and he has long silver hair that spikes on top. "It appears we have some intruders."
"What? How can that be?" asked the man sitting in the shortest chair. He has large, green eyes and long, dirty-blonde hair with two bangs that frames his face. "No one should know about the existence of the Organization. Let alone the location of our headquarters."
"Maybe someone didn't keep quiet and ended up revealing everything about us." suggested a broad-shouldered man. He has violet eyes and bushy, black eyebrows. His black hair is styled into dreadlocks, with one of the dreads used to tie most of the others into a ponytail. He was eyeing a young male with dirty-blond hair styled like a mullet.
"Hey don't look at me!" panicked the young male raising his arms up in front of him as he attempted to defend himself. "I'm good at recon. I can get away anywhere without anyone noticing me."
"Yeah, we've noticed." said a man with an eye patch over his right eye while his left eye is gold. He has a large scar under his left eye and the tips of his ears are also pointed, just like the long, silver-haired man. His hair is dark with grey streaks in it and is tied into a ponytail. "You do it every mission to get out of doing any work."
"No I don't!" whined the young male.
"Heh, as if." replied the man with the eye patch.
"So what's the big deal if we have any intruders?" inquired the only woman in the room. She had blonde hair that was slicked back, with two strands of it that stuck out like antennae. She looked like she had a real attitude problem. "Why don't we just find them and break their bones?"
"Confronting a foe you have no knowledge about is not a smart gamble." remarked a man with a platinum blond, Caesar cut hairstyle and a matching colored goatee.
"They still shouldn't be a threat." claimed a man with long blue hair that was messy at the top. He also has gold eyes and he is the third one to have pointed ears. He also has a noticeable X-shaped scar on his face. "Superior, shall I dispose of them?"
"That may not be necessary." answered the long, silver-haired man. "Let us see who these intruders are." The Superior made a motion with his hands, creating a large orb of nothingness in the middle of the room, showing GIZOIDIANMAN and Omega walking into the lowest area of the castle.
"Hello!" called out GIZOIDIANMAN with his hand to the side of his mouth so he can project his voice. "Hello! Anybody here! Olly olly oxen free! You don't have to worry! We are not burglars!"
"Technically, we have been behaving like burglars as we have been invading buildings in order to take some tools." remarked Omega.
GIZOIDIANMAN stared at Omega blankly for a few seconds before calling out again. "Okay, maybe we are burglars! But that is not our intentions!" He takes his hand away from the side of his mouth and starts speaking normally. "Why isn't anyone responding? Omega, are you sure there are some beings in this castle?"
"If there are any beings on this world, they would most likely be here, for this is the only building that isn't boarded up." answered Omega. "This place is enormous. They could possibly be in another part of the castle."
"Then let's go look for them." declared GIZOIDIANMAN. "I hope the rest of this castle isn't as grey and bland as this room. I mean I know this is a big castle and decorating every room would take a lot of work and all, but would it hurt to add a little color?"
"It seems our intruders are meager excuses for menaces." said a pink-haired man with a cold smirk. 'Though, the small one is right about these rooms needing a makeover.' He thought.
"Yeah, if I didn't know any better, I would think they're here to borrow a cup of sugar." half-joked a man with spiky, red hair and striking, green eyes.
"As pathetic as they seem, they are still intruders." reminded a short male with his right eye covered with his steel-blue hair. "We should take care of them at once."
"Indeed." said the Superior. "The Dusks should be more than a match for them."
The two robots began to explore the castle, but only walked a few steps before Omega picked up something on his sensors.
"Detecting unknown life forms in the vicinity." He said while he stopped moving.
"What, seriously?" asked GIZOIDIANMAN who also stopped and turned to face Omega. "Where are they?"
His answer soon came, as dozens of slim, grey creatures with zipper mouths and pointed tentacles for limbs materialized out of nowhere. Although they lacked true faces to show any emotions, they didn't look friendly.
"Aww crap." muttered GIZOIDIANMAN.
So I'm trying my hand at making a Kingdom Hearts story. It may not be so good so far, but it should get better later. It does have a plot and I do have ideas for this story. Oh, and yes that's E-123 Omega from the "Sonic the Hedgehog" games. He's owned by SEGA, but GIZOIDIANMAN is my own character.
10 points if you get the "That doesn't seem physically possible" reference.
But the points are just like the ones on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" They don't matter.
And no, there isn't a typo. There are only 12 members here. Clearly 2 certain members haven't joined yet.