StUcK iN a TrEe

Disclaimer: I don't own any of James Patterson's characters, or a beaver.

I want a beaver!

Split personality: Well you'll never get one, so hah!

Oh, would you just shut up??

If you could have the thing you most wanted in the entire world, would you do anything for it? I, Max Ride, thought so too. But when Fang offered me something I wanted most of all, he said I would have to do something for him first. He said I had to do something that totally freaked me out.

So here I am now, right in front of my worst enemy.

"Hello, Ari."

"Hello Max, what did you want to see me about?" He sneered.

"Well, I just wanted to tell you… you're the cutest, most hottest boy I had ever met! I love you!" I slapped my hands over my mouth in shock. Am I really that desperate to get what I want from Fang??

Ari looked at me with a smirk. "I knew you loved me all along. That's probably why you ignored me at the School."

You pig headed son of a- "Yes, that is exactly why! I'm so happy you understand."

"I'll pick up at eight." He said as he walked towards me. He stopped right in front of me and kissed me! Kissed me on the lips! I think I'm going to go burn my lips off now.

I flew home and gave Fang a look of total hate. It just so happened Fang was walking Total, who perked his head to the side, clearly curious to as what was going on.

"What's happening? Is this going to turn into one of those soup opera, like on Life of drama? Oh, Katherine. Why did you cheat on Derek? Why, oh why? Oh woh as me!"

"No." I hissed. "But it may turn in to Ultimate Fighter." I put my fist in a defensive way.

"Max is just overreacting because I made her do a dare for something." Fang said calmly to Total, who nodded his head.

"Overreacting?! OVERREACTING?! I had to kiss Ari! ARI! And to make matters worse, I have to go out on a date with him!"

"Ooohh. Can I do your make up?" Volunteered Total. " I'll do it just like Dianna's on Life of drama. Oh Katherine, why?!"

"Total, you don't even have opposable thumbs."

"Oh… I forgot."

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"Oh Max." Ari called in a singsong voice. "Your man awaits."

Fang poked his head inside my door. He spoke between muffled laughter. "Max, your night in shining armor awaits." He let out a loud chuckle.

"You laugh now. But when I get what I want…" I resisted cackling like a mad man and rubbing my hands together.

Fang looked a bit scared, but shook it off. "What ever." He pulled his head out of the room.

I sighed. Oh well, I guess I should get this over.

Max, I don't think this is such a good Idea. Ari might try to pull something.

Hey Voice, Long time no hear. Don't worry, if he does try anything, I'll spray him with mace.

Not like that Max. Like capture or something.

It's all right voice.

Are you really that desperate to get what you want?

Yes!

All right then.

I slowly opened the door, and walked out to Ari.

"Here Max." He said, arrogantly as he shoved flowers in my face.

"Now you two kids have fun!" Fang said as he shoved us out the door.

(At ThE restaurant)

Ari wolfed (A/N: Get? I made a pun!) down his lam as I stared disgusted.

He looked up at my steak, that didn't look so delish any more.

"Ooh gohha eah ah?" He asked, spit and food flying from his mouth.

"No." I said queasily. He grabbed it and shoved it in his mouth. I grimaced in disgust.

He suddenly stood up, and kissed me. The kiss wasn't the part was stressing so much about. The fact he still had food shoved in his mouth was. And he tried to french me! Eww!

(Back at the house)

Fang smirked as I walked through the door and into the house.

"So how was it? Did you guys hit it off?"

I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Give me it now!"

"Give you what?" He asked with fake innocence.

"You promised!"

"Whoever said that was all you had to do?"

My eyes flared. "What??!!"

"I have something else for you to do…."

Yay! Done with first chap!

Split Personality: Bout' time to.

Oh, shut up you!

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