Alive: Mario,Luigi,Peach,Daisy,Toad,Toadette,Goombella,Goombario,Donkey Kong,Diddy Kong,Tiny Kong,Dixie Kong,Starlow,Vivian,Wario,Koops,Bowser,Rosalina,Bombette,and Pauline.

Dead:

Peach gave a bored look at her cereal. She was tired,sweaty,and most of all,lazy. Apparently,the AC broke yesterday. Castle servants were working slower then usual. Peach was saved from getting her face covered in milk and cereal when the phone rang. Toadette,who agreed to help fix the air conditioner, quickly picked it up and looked at Peach. "It's Mario," Toadette said, "He wants to talk to you."

Peach grabbed the phone. "Hello,Mushroom Kingdom Residence. Princess Peach speaking,how may I help you?" Peach hated saying that,but Toadsworth had said that she must say it as her job as a princess. "Oh hey,it's Mario. I was wondering if you could vacation with us in Sarasaland?"

"Uh..." Peach responded. She could sense that Mario was doing puppy eyes. "Sure.. When do I meet you at the airport?"

"Tomorrow. Ok,thanks!" Mario hanged up. Peach suddenly felt very sleepy,and her face landed on the cereal bowl.

The next day,Professer E. Gadd showed up out of nowhere. "FEAR NOT!" He yelled to no one in particular. Then he walked up to the gang who were in line for tickets. "Hello everyone!" He said. "Sorry for my abrupt hiatus."

Goombella looked at her older brother,Goombario. "What does that mean?" Goombella whispered.

"Hi Professer," Daisy greeted. "why are you here? Do you want to come on our awesome vacation because we purposely didn't want to invite you?"

"Not that," Professer E. Gadd said,then he glared at Mario for not inviting him. "I just wanted to let you know that legends say—"

"Who cares! We will learn that on vacation!" Pauline screamed. She picked up Professer and everyone stared in awe as she threw him across the room.

When they got off the plane,Mario escorted the gang to the hotel they were staying at. "I'll check us in," Tiny offered. She walked up to the check-in desk. "Hi,I would like—"

"AAAAAAAHHHH! ITS A MONKEY!" The woman dropped a room key then ran away. "Cool! Free room!" Dixie said.

"Room 157,floor 13." Mario repeated. "Where the hell is floor thirteen?!"

Rosalina pointed her wand at the two rows of buttons. "Open...SESAME!" She yelled. "Like that's gonna work," Vivian said. All of the sudden,the button for floor thirteen appeared. Mario slowly reached for it. "COME ON! We don't have all day!" Bombette said. Mario way annoyed,so he pulled back his hand,then continued,slower. "Mario!" Luigi complained. Starlow flew over and pressed the button. "Finally!" Bowser said. "Anyway,Koops,go get me some water."

"O-ok sir!" He looked around. "Sir there is—"

"GET ME SOME WATER NOW!" Bowser yelled. Donkey Kong punched Bowser in the face for fun. "Yay!" Diddy Kong cheered. Wario farted.

Nobody's killed yet,but in the next chapter I promise someone will be killed (it's fun to kill someone sometimes). This chapter was shorter than I expected. You could hate me now. Anyway—*bunches of hate mail thrown on me*

Fan girl: WHAT WHY U DO THAT LIKE SHE IS SO AWESUME AND EVRYTHING!

*kills fan girl* see isn't it fun to kill people?