Disclaimer: I own nothing, not the characters (They're straight out of the mind of Josh Schwartz and his brilliant writing staff) and definitely not the song (Those honors belong to Mr. Charlie Daniels, and his band).
A/N: This little bit of stupidity hit while I was listening to the classic song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"… on a treadmill! It almost killed me! Plot bunnies are dangerous, man!
Tang Went Down to Buy More
Morgan looked around at his near-empty apartment and sighed.
Chuck smiled and said, "Yeah, we had a lot good LAN parties here…"
Morgan laughed, "Like the time Ellie ate one of Lester's "Special" Brownies?"
"Yeah that was 'radical, man!'" He mocked at Ellie's expense.
Morgan took down his signed Torri Higginson poster, and declared "I'm ready!" before marching out to the U-Haul.
Chuck spotted something out of the corner of his eye and went over to pick it up…
Tang Went Down to Buy More
"This has got to be good…"
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(Guitar solo)
Verse 1:
Oh, Tang went down to Buy More
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
He was way behind
And willing to make a deal
He came across young man on Guitar Hero and playin it hot
So he jumped up on a Rock Band box and said
"Boy let me tell you what.."
"Guess you didn't know it but I'm a guitar player too
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good guitar boy, but give the devil his due,
Bet a guitar of gold against your soul, cause I think I'm better than you!"
Boy said, "My name's Morgan, and it might be a sin,
but I'll take your bet you're gonna regret, cause I'm the best there's ever been!"
Chorus:
Morgan play that game and play it hard,
Cause hell's broke loose in Buy More, and Tang deals the cards.
If you win you'll get a controller made of gold,
But if you lose Harry'll get soul.
(Guitar Solo)
Verse 2:
Harry opened up his case, and said "Let's do this thing!"
Fire flew from his fingertips as he plugged in the thing.
He hit the strum bar once
and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and sounded something like this:
(Demon band and, Devil Solo)
Verse 3:
When Tang finished Morgan said "Well you're pretty good ol' son!
Just sit down in that chair right there, let me show you how it's done!"
Chief's on the mountain run boys run,
Kratos in the house of the rising sun
Chocobo in a bread pan pickin' out dough
"Granny does your dog bite?"
"No, child no!"
(Morgan Solo)
Verse 4:
Harry bowed his head because he knew he'd been beat
An' he laid that golden guitar on the ground at Morgan's feet.
Morgan said "Just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I told you once you son of a gun I'm the best that's ever been!"
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Chuck laughed as he put the paper in his pocket.
"What's so funny?"
Chuck turned around, a bit startled, and replied "A joke Casey told me. You wouldn't get it...Spy stuff."
"Yeah, well you can tell me on the way, let's go!"
They both headed out and jumped into the U-haul.
Morgan grabbed his CD book, and asked, "Any musical preferences for this venture, Charles my man?"
"I was thinking Charlie Daniels..."
"Dude, good choice! I love the devil went down to Georgia!"
Chuck smirked, as he said "Really, I had no idea..."
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