RANDOM MOMENT WITH THE CULLENS
Emmett: OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER BUTT IT'S JUST SO BIG!
Alice: Excuse me?
Emmett: I LIKE BIG BUTT AND I CANNOT LIE! MY OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!
Jasper walks into room
Jasper: WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE I GET SPRUNG
Esme: EMMETT!! JASPER!! You CANNOT talk like that in front of Renesmee
Covers Renesmee's ears
Jasper/ Emmett: FINE!
Jacob: What's up?
Emmett: Hey do you know that song Baby Got Back by Professors of Funk?
Jacob: HELL YES! I love that song!
starts to shake butt
Jacob: MY HOMEBOYS TRIED TO WARN ME BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT
Emmett and Jasper: GOT ME SO HORNEY!!
Esme/ Alice: OKAY THAT IS IT!!
Esme: Get out of this house!!
Alice: yeah go do something productive!!
Emmett, Jasper and Jacob leave
Edward: What was that all about?
Alice: I really don't know
Bella: hums baby got back
Edward: God you are soooooooo hotttttt when you hum
Bella: hums louder
Edward: pounces
Bella: YUM!
Edward and Bella: gets busy
Alice: WHOA!! I REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!! flaps arms EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW EEW
Rosalie:... Hey Alice have you seen my pink shirt anywhere?...
Sees Edward and Bella
Rosalie:WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!! GET A ROOM! Holy shit!! Bella I didn't know you where that flexible!!
Bella: I know right!?
Renesmee jumps onto Rosalie's head and starts sucking on her head
Rosalie: runs away AWWWWWWW I LURVE BABIES!
runs away
Emmett, Jasper and Jacob: the boys appear outside of that really big window at the back of the house I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!...
Alice and Esme: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Carlisle: FAMILY I'M HOOOOOMEEE!
sees Edward and Bella having teh sex, Jacob Jasper and Emmett singing and Renesmee sucking on Rosalie's head
Carlisle: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!