A/N: I was bored, and I came up with this random list. Anyways, enjoy!

You know you're obsessed with The Prince of Tennis when:

You challenge everyone to a tennis match.

After challenging them, you yell, "Mada mada dane".

You can name every episode in order, including the OVA's.

You taught yourself how to hit the Zero Shiki Drop Shot just from watching Kunimitsu-kun do it (over…and over…and over…).

You can tell everyone when Kunimitsu-kun first appears, and the exact time he comes in.

You know the words to all of the character singles and their songs.

You tried to get your parents to change your name.

You stare blankly at the ceiling imagining what Kunimitsu-kun is doing.

You know the Seigaku chant.

You're learning Japanese so you can understand the original Japanese anime.

You wear a Fila hat and shirt everywhere.

You tell your friends that you were adopted and that you're actually related to Eiji-kun, and that Kunimitsu-kun is yours (they give you weird looks afterwards).

You walk around saying, "I love you Kunimitsu-kun," or, "He's mine!"

You're on your school's tennis team, and you yell, "Twenty laps!" every time someone walks by you.

You get your captain to tell everyone to run twenty laps.

You celebrate all of the characters' birthdays, and throw tennis balls at your friends who don't understand.

You learn to spell all of the Seigaku members' names in Italian and Spanish instead of learning your verbs.

You only learn Italian and Spanish words that relate to tennis, or adjectives describing athletic people.

You talk to your friends about the Seigaku regulars in Italian and Spanish using your new words.

You swear (in Japanese) at Atobe-san when he plays Kunimitsu-kun.

You cheer (in Japanese) when Kunimitsu-kun plays.

You cried when he hurts his shoulder and leaves for Germany.

You cried when Ryoma-kun leaves for America.

You try to make Inui's special veggie extract.

You then try to get your brother to drink the veggie extract. Then, after he drinks it and gets sick, you tell your parents Inui-kun made you do it.

You try to jump thirty feet in the air (like Momo-chan!) and yell, "Dunk smash!"

You take gymnastics classes so you can do flips like Eiji-kun.

You pay people in school to act like the Seigaku regulars.

You've seen the Live Action movie.

You tape the episodes in English from the TV and watch them so many times the TV blows out.

For the school talent show, you try to get your friends to sing "Future" with you.

You buy sushi knives and learn to make sushi Taka-san style.

You have pet names for all of the regulars.

When someone asks you if you can do something, even if you can't, you say, "That's my forte!"

You have eating contests with your brother, and when he loses and gets sick, you tell your parents Momo-chan told you to.

You tell everyone what the percent of failing their next English test is (which is usually 100).

You eat spicy food, and force your younger sister to eat some, even though she hates it. When she runs off crying to your parents, you tell them Fuji-san told you to.

You have a green bandana, and hiss at people when they annoy you.

You tried to cut your friend's hair so that he looked like Oishi-san.

In science, when your teacher lets you have the matches, you yell "BURNING" and nearly set your lab partner's hair on fire.

A/N: Yes, I know, not all that fascinating, but I was bored…See what I do with my spare time? -

KLS, a.k.a. Tezuka Ace