Would you like a Pagan apple?
Perhaps a Christian fig?
Those Ba'hai oranges are so fresh
that they're still on the twig!

The Atheist bananas,
they really are sublime.
I like the Tao papayas
and the Hinduism limes.

Maybe a Jewish durian
will satiate your need.
Yummy Muslim pears are here,
they're delicious, I concede.

Sikhist pears and Buddhist plums,
seedless Shinto grapes,
Satanistic strawberries
fruits of every shade and shape.

I know in every barrel,
there's some that take to rot.
Sometimes they're at the bottom,
sometimes the top of the pot.

But this orange, it's quite juicy,
the grapes are firm and plump,
The durians are good as always,
on the papayas not a bump!

So here's a great Fruits Basket,
in every one there is delight.
They're all clean and healthy,
there's some good in every bite.

That's right!