Dib's Guide to the Galaxy
Dib sat at his desk, drawing. He yawned and looked over at a grinning Zim. Zim had been acting weird lately, thought Dib.
He was often looking at Dib, then giving out a huge laugh. This made Dib very uneasy. Had Zim finally thought of a way to get rid of Dib?
Had Zim finally gotten weapons to destroy earth? Whatever it was, he thought, he wasn't sure he would be able to stop him.
The bell rang, and; as usual, the kids poured out of the windows, tunneled underground, or, some kids left from the door.
Dib made his way home and had began mindlessly yelling at Gaz, "I'm telling you Gaz, Zim has something big up his sleeve!" Gaz rolled her squinted eyes, "Well, you're 'yelling' me, and WHAT does Zim have up his sleeve?"
"Probably some...evillll....stuffff...." Dib shook his head, and made his way to his huge telescope in his backyard, where he began stargrazing.
His glasses covered eye stared at a couple of planets. A fairly small one, one surrounded by fog, and another by a sun, which seemed to be fading. He put down notes and Dib got up and walked into his bedroom, where he fell asleep.
Dib woke up the next morning, rolling out of bed and walking to school. He looked over at Zim's house, where it was eerily quiet. No yelling, no hugging, no robot running around....
He shook his head and shuddered nervously, "He's planning..stuffff...." During lunch, Zim quietly walked over to Dib, cackling, "I hope you have your space-poncho and your earthenoid book, "The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" Zim laughed and walked off in a cocky way.
Dib eyed the laughing Zim, and a chill went up his spine. He turned to Gaz, "Did you hear that Gaz?!" Gaz have him a squinted reply, "I read that book."
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On his way home, Dib thought, "I'll spy on Zim! I'll bring a water-gun, my X-Ray goggles, My spacesuit...." He nodded and after he was fully prepare he made his way to Zim's house, where he snuck into Zim's Laboratory.
"It's too easy" he said to himself, as he crawled into a hallway... Dib heard a loud noise, and cords came out and wrapped around him. A loud cackly voice was heard, Zim came trudging down the hallway, laughing.
"It looks like you got caught in my trap! Hahahahaha! All to easy, I KNEW you'd fall for it, sad Earth beast." Zim exclaimed as he stuck a finger in Dib's face, laughing harder.
Dib struggled, but the cords were to strong, he yelled, "What's this Zim?! You can't disect my organs with these cords around me! Hah! YOU'RE the fool!" Zim stopped, and began laughing again.
"You see, pitiful human, that's not my plan, oh, no that's not it. Believe it or not. I have made a device, so devious, that it'll GET RID OF YOU!" The green alien laughed harder than ever.
Dib gave a dramatic, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Before Zim pulled out a special computer switch from the wall. He pressed the button and gave a huge laugh. There was a loud bang....and Dib dissapeared.

(Copyright crap! Invader Zim is (c) to Jhonen Vasquez, and "The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" is (c) to Douglas Adams.)