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[font size=4]"Ow!" Obi-Wan Kenobi shouted.

He and his friend Bant were swimming, and when he surfaced, he had hit his head on a rock.

"Are you alright?" Bant asked him in concern.

Obi-Wan climbed out of the water and leaned against the wall. "I'm fine-"

Bant couldn't believe it. Obi-Wan had disappeared. She turned and ran screaming, "Qui-Gon! Tahl! Yoda! Mace! Siri! Garen! Adi! Heeeeellllp!"

She collided with a confused trio; Adi and Qui-Gon, with Siri trailing close behind. "Obi-Wan," Bant told them breathlessly. "Disappeared. Follow me."

They hurried to the spot where he had vanished as Bant explained what had happened.

Siri frowned and leaned forward to examine the wall, "It looks normal." Suddenly, she slipped on the wet floor and vanished with a scream.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi groaned and opened his eyes. He was lying a cold stone floor, wearing a long black robe. His head was against something cold, and metal…….. He jumped up in shock, only to find that he had been leaning on a suit of armor. His breathing returned to normal as he wondered, 'Where am I?'

Just then, a boy with white blond hair, and icy blue eyes started coming down the hall towards him. Obi-Wan blinked in shock. This boy looked very much like Bruck!!!

He stood up as Bruck's evil twin, or maybe Bruck was the evil one, stopped and looked at him in amusement.

The boy raised his eyebrows and asked him, "Who are you, where did you come from, and what house are you in?"

"I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi of Coruscant, I have no clue what you mean by house, but I'm from the Jedi Temple, and where am I?"

The boy raised his eyebrows again before continuing down the hall, "Freak."

'I guess I'd better find someone who's helpful,' Obi-Wan told himself. But just then, someone or something fell through the ceiling and landed on him.

Obi-Wan groaned for the second time in 5 minutes as whoever it was stood up and shouted, "Obi-Wan!"

"Siri?"

"Where are we?"

Obi-Wan sighed. He didn't feel like answering questions. Especially ones that he himself didn't know the answers to! "I don't know, but Bruck's twin just went down the hall."

"Since when does Bruck have a twin?" the girl asked in confusion.

"Well, since Bruck was born 15 years ago, he's had a twin for 15 years. Or he would of if he was still living."

Before Siri could answer, two boys and a girl came down the hall. She turned to him and said, "Let's ask those three what's going on."

Obi-Wan couldn't resist making a joke, "Use the same politeness that you used to get the Sorrusians to talk to us."

Siri shot him a glare before asking the trio, "Excuse me, but we just arrived here, and we'd like to know where here is."

Obi-Wan smacked himself on the head and groaned yet another time as the trio exchanged glances and the girl told them, "Follow us."

It was Siri and Obi-Wan's turn to exchange glances as they followed the trio down the hall.

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While Obi-Wan and Siri were , well, somewhere, Adi, Bant and Qui-Gon hurried to the Jedi council room to tell everyone. It took a while, but the council convinced them not to go after their apprentices yet.

Mace pointed out, "You'll probably get stuck with them, where ever they are."

Qui-Gon was about to protest, but he agreed and he, Adi, and Bant went to ask Tahl to do some research.


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"I'm Hermione, and this is Ron and Harry," the girl told Siri and Obi-Wan. "You already know who Harry is, of course."

//What should we say// Siri asked Obi-wan through the force.

//Just play along for now// Obi-Wan answered. They nodded in unison to answer the girls statement.

Ron spoke up, "By the way, to answer your earlier question, 'here' is Hogwarts school of magic and wizardry."

Harry added, "How did you get here if you don't even know where you are?"

Ron looked at them suspiciously, "Did you do under-age apparrating?"

Hermione threw up her hands in frustration, "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't apparrate in or out of Hogwarts! Honestly, haven't you read the History of Magic?"

Harry and Ron exchanged glances, "No."

Hermione just sighed in exasperation.

Just then, they came to a gargoyle. The three began to say things like, "Bertie Botts Every flavor beans," or Chocolate Cockroach." When the gargoyle just sat there, Siri leaned down and asked it, "Will you please open up, Mr. Gargoyle?"

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes.//What is it with you and politeness?//

Siri glared at him.//I have to be polite enough for both of us, since you don't have a polite bone in your body!//

Obi-Wan glared back, "I'll get it to open." Hermione, Ron, and Harry looked at him in surprise, while Siri gave him a challenging glare.

He stepped forward, and concentrating on opening it with the force, he told the gargoyle, "I command you to open."

Siri's expression remained the same, while the others stared at him in awe.

"Well, it's this way," Harry told them, leading the way into the office. When they got to a door, he knocked on it, and a voice called, "Come in."

Siri glanced at Obi-Wan, anger now forgotten, as Harry opened the door slowly.

Harry and Hermione lead the way into the room, followed by Ron, with Siri and Obi-Wan close behind.

//Nervous?// Obi-Wan asked Siri through the force.

//I'm fine!// But Obi-Wan could sense her nervousness anyway. He should have known that she would never admit her nervousness to him.

//As long as you aren't polite, we should be fine.//

//Shut up about my good manners. You should work on your own. And I will be as polite as I want to be.//

//That doesn't explain why you aren't so polite to me.//

//You're different.//

//How?//

//Um…..//

//Well?//

//You're weird?// Obi-Wan wasn't sure if that was a question or an answer, but just then they looked up and looked around the office they were in. Behind a desk sat a man with white hair and a long white beard. Next to him sat a woman with black hair tied up in a bun and glasses. She seemed kind of strict.

Siri seemed to agree with him. //That woman seems pretty strict. I wonder if she's Mace Windu's cousin by any chance.//

//Hopefully your politness will-//

//Oh shut up!//

The man looked at them curiously and said, "You may all sit down."
They did just that. Siri sat next to Obi-Wan, shooting him occasional glares. He did his best to ignore them.

The man spoke again, "What are your names?"

Obi-Wan cut Siri off before she could say anything, "I'm Obi-Wan, and this is Siri."

The woman raised her eyebrows, "Is Siri short for Serena?"

To Siri's dismay, Obi-Wan answered for her, "Yes."

//Why did you say that?//

//We'd better play along for now.//

The woman nodded and continued, "And Obi-Wan is short for what?"

Siri saw her chance for revenge, "Its his real name. He has nicknames though, like Obi and Yoda."

Obi-Wan just stared at the girl in shock and horror. Siri just smiled.

The five remaing people looked a bit confused, but the woman continued anyway. It seemed that when she was going to say to something, nothing would stop her. "I'm Professor McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress of Hogwarts."

The man spoke up, "I'm Professor Dumbledore, Head Master of Hogwarts. I see you've already met Harry, Hermione and Ron."

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