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Me: Me luv sweet snow! Sugar! YAY! Oh, sorry. On to the story!

Hiei vs. the Refrigerator Door

It was a normal day at the Uramashi residence. Atsuka was asleep in drunken stupidor, as always, and Yuske was playing a video game on his beloved new game cube. Then there was a knock at the door. "Oi! Come in!" Yuske shouted not wanting to part with his game and get up and open the door. "Hn. Baka. Hand over the sweet snow!" "Oh, hi Hiei. Kurama out of ice cream again?" "Yes. And he refuses to buy more just because it is my twelfth carton this week. He says it costs too much. I just said 'Hn. Go rob a bank. That's what you use to do.' He got mad and said I would have to pay for it myself. That baka kitsune." "Whatever. It's in the fridge." Hiei walked to the kitchen to what he assumed was the 'fridge'. He could smell the sweet scent of sweet snow. His sweet snow. He placed his hand on the handle and pulled. It would not come open. He pulled with all his might. It would not open. Infuriated, he started hacking the door into ity- bity pieces with his katana. But it would not open. He tried glaring at it using his death glare. But alas, it would not open. By now, Atsuka was awake and calmly eating a bag of popcorn while watching Hiei's struggle with the refrigerator door. "Ya know, you could just open it the normal way," she said as Hiei unleashed his black dragon technique on the door. Need I repeat: It would not open.

Will Hiei ever get his sweet snow? Will he be forced to buy his own? Find out next time on Hiei vs. the Refrigerator!

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