"Because Leon Got High" -A parody by Lin Raimondo.
Author's Note: I start my fanfic comeback with a silly parody to the hit song
by Afroman, "Because I Got High." If you're a Leon-hating RE fan like me,
then you're sure to love this one. Roll it!
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*Claire, Leon, and Sherry are sitting in a stingy two-room apartment.*
Leon: Roll another blunt, Claire.
Claire: No, ****er!
Leon: I said roll it, beyotch!!! *Points his custom shotgun at her.*
Claire: Okay, okay.... asshole....
*Claire leaves the room to get some more wrappers, stomping her feet.*
*Sherry gasps at Claire's anger, but stays with Leon anyway.*
*Leon starts singing....*
Leon: I was gonna clean my Beretta until I got high.
I gonna get up and find the cleaner but then I got high.
My gun is still messed up and I know why.
Sherry: Why, man?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I was gonna go to work before I got high.
I coulda killed all the zombies and I coulda won but I got high.
I ain't gettin' "paid" by Claire this week and I know why.
Sherry: Why, man?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I was gonna go to Paris but then I got high.
I was gonna mail something to Chris, but I got high.
I'm layin' on mah ass and I know why.
Sherry: Why, man?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I was gonna go to court before I got high.
I was gonna pay Sherry's child support but then I got high.
Sherry: No you wasn't!
Leon: Wesker took my adopted daughter away and I know why.
Sherry: Why, dad?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I wasn't gonna run from the lickers but I was high.
I was gonna stop right over there and shoot but I was high.
Now I'm a dead man and I know why.
Sherry: Why, moron?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I was gonna make love to Ada but then I got high.
I was gonna rape Claire too but then I got high.
Sherry: WHAT?!
Leon: Now I'm jacking off to Wesker pics and I know why.
Sherry: Why, perv?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I messed up my entire life because I got high.
I lost Sherry and Ada Wong because I got high.
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why.
Sherry: Why, loser?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high.
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high.
And if I don't sell one copy I'll know why.
Sherry: Why, dad?
Leon: 'Cause I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high!
Ladadadada, Ladadadada.... whoo-whoo....
*Claire walks back in with the wrappers.*
Claire: Uhh....
Sherry: Is he really high?
Leon: Shoop, shoop, shooby-do-whop....
Sherry: He really is high, Claire!
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Thanks for reading!!! Be sure to fill out the lil' review thingie at the bottom of this page!
Author's Note: I start my fanfic comeback with a silly parody to the hit song
by Afroman, "Because I Got High." If you're a Leon-hating RE fan like me,
then you're sure to love this one. Roll it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Claire, Leon, and Sherry are sitting in a stingy two-room apartment.*
Leon: Roll another blunt, Claire.
Claire: No, ****er!
Leon: I said roll it, beyotch!!! *Points his custom shotgun at her.*
Claire: Okay, okay.... asshole....
*Claire leaves the room to get some more wrappers, stomping her feet.*
*Sherry gasps at Claire's anger, but stays with Leon anyway.*
*Leon starts singing....*
Leon: I was gonna clean my Beretta until I got high.
I gonna get up and find the cleaner but then I got high.
My gun is still messed up and I know why.
Sherry: Why, man?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I was gonna go to work before I got high.
I coulda killed all the zombies and I coulda won but I got high.
I ain't gettin' "paid" by Claire this week and I know why.
Sherry: Why, man?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I was gonna go to Paris but then I got high.
I was gonna mail something to Chris, but I got high.
I'm layin' on mah ass and I know why.
Sherry: Why, man?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I was gonna go to court before I got high.
I was gonna pay Sherry's child support but then I got high.
Sherry: No you wasn't!
Leon: Wesker took my adopted daughter away and I know why.
Sherry: Why, dad?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I wasn't gonna run from the lickers but I was high.
I was gonna stop right over there and shoot but I was high.
Now I'm a dead man and I know why.
Sherry: Why, moron?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I was gonna make love to Ada but then I got high.
I was gonna rape Claire too but then I got high.
Sherry: WHAT?!
Leon: Now I'm jacking off to Wesker pics and I know why.
Sherry: Why, perv?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I messed up my entire life because I got high.
I lost Sherry and Ada Wong because I got high.
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why.
Sherry: Why, loser?
Leon: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Leon: I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high.
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high.
And if I don't sell one copy I'll know why.
Sherry: Why, dad?
Leon: 'Cause I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high!
Ladadadada, Ladadadada.... whoo-whoo....
*Claire walks back in with the wrappers.*
Claire: Uhh....
Sherry: Is he really high?
Leon: Shoop, shoop, shooby-do-whop....
Sherry: He really is high, Claire!
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Thanks for reading!!! Be sure to fill out the lil' review thingie at the bottom of this page!