Canon
A wondrous thing it is,
The reverse of viscosity:
What more fluid can be found
Than canonicity?
This is the day of change!
All the fans are cheering!
Here comes the messenger now:
The time of truth is nearing!
"Upon this glorious day,"
He decrees with a great shout,
"The company has said
That prison books are out!"
The fans all go wild
When they hear the wondrous news.
They don't care what is changed,
If they can stay amused.
The bahro nekisahl
Are the supreme evil!
They are the ones responsible
For the instancing upheaval!
Achenar was bad, they know,
It's fervently believed.
But when they are told otherwise,
It's eagerly received.
Why bother making lists?
What is the wiki for?
It's true today, but who knows
What tomorrow has in store?
Everyone believes
In two canons at one time.
In their heads is Uru Live,
But also Uru Prime.
Everybody knows
Nekisahloth is good!
We're at war with Yeesha,
As everyone knows we should.
So long as the company tells us
What the present canon is,
We will go on happily,
For ignorance is bliss!