This story is dedicated to smoothies, Spring Break, and complete and utter boredom.

Risty: 7/moves little doggie 7 spaces/ Yeah Boardwalk! I want it /hands money to Kurama/

Kurama: Wait a minute! I own Boardwalk!

Risty: And I just paid you for it!

Hiei: Just give her the stupid space. /grins evilly/ But I get the doggie.

Risty: Noo!

NarratorDude: Hey, shouldn't you be writing a story right now?

Risty: Oh yeah! Hold on. /knocks all pieces off of board/

Yusuke: Hey!

Risty: If I can't win, no one can! Mwahahahaha!

Kurama: -.- Remind me why I hang out with you?

Risty: Because otherwise you'd be babysitting my little brother.

Kurama/sigh/ Oh yeah. /looks depressed/

Risty: Alright! Enough random gamey-ness! Now for random story-ness!

Rogue: Yeah random story-ness!

Risty: When did you get here?

Rogue: I just decided to bring a pizza over and remind you to do your chores.

Risty: Oh, thanks. /takes pizza/ But I'll never do chores/runs away/

Rogue/sigh/ Why do I put up with this?

Kurama: Because she created you.

Rogue: Oh yeah /perks up/ Alright. Catch you guyses later. /leaves/

Risty: Oh NarratorDude /waves slice of pizza/ You do the disclaimer while Hiei runs out and gets some sweet snow.

Hiei: My sweet snow /runs from room/

NarratorDude: Alright. "Risty does not own YYH or any characters in this fic except herself, NarratorDude, and Rogue. She does not own Monopoly, or the Limited, or the Limited Too, but if she did she'd have plenty of clothes. Please do not sue her because she is just a kid and, you will never be able to take her prized penny collection! Never!" Can I have some pizza now /turns to see Risty, Yusuke, and Kuwabara finishing the pizza/ No!

Risty: Oh, get over it /bites into pizza/ On with the story.

Yusuke/with his mouth full/ Don't talk with your mouth full.

"Talking"

Thinking

NarratorDude

/actions/

(Author. I am author and I have the ability to interrupt whenever I feel the need. Get over it!)

Risty and Rogue were walking around the mall on Saturday looking for the new smoothie shop.

"Where the hell is that smoothie place?" Rogue asked.

"The flyer said, "In the food court, right across from the Limited Too." Risty replied.

"You said the Limited."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

And so the argument continued for five minutes straight until they finally got thirsty.

"Man I'm thirsty."

"Me too." Risty then looked at the flyer in her hand. "Hey look! A new smoothie place!"

"Let's go!"

The two girls walked quickly across the food court until they came to the smoothie place.

"The Smoothie Place. Man, that's original."

"Come on Ris, I'm thirsty!" They walked up to the counter.

"Hn. What do you want?"

"Well," Risty read the guys nametag. "Hiei, I'd like a chocolate milkshake,"

"And I'd like a strawberry cheesecake smoothie."

"We're out of sweet snow."

"Out of what?"

"Hn. Ice cream."

"Would that be why your face is covered with ice cream?" Rogue asked.

Hiei quickly looked around the area, spotting Kurama he ran, grabbed the kitsune by the back of his shirt, pulled him behind the counter, forced him into a The Smoothie Place uniform, grabbed the last of the ice cream, and ran away.

"Um, hello my name is Kurama. What's going on?"

"Read the announcement sweetie." Risty said rather calmly.

"Hm?" Kurama then looked up, read what NarratorDude had said, and sweatdropped. "Oh. I'm sorry but we're out of ice cream, and ice, you'll have to come another time."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" The girls cried in unison.

Then Risty jumped across the counter and started strangling Kurama as Rogue started killing everyone with a smoothie. Then Karasu jumped out of the closet, grabbed Kurama, (yes with Risty still holding on) And ran away to his secret lair.

End Chapter 1

Risty: What do you think?

Kurama: I was kidnapped by Karasu!

Risty: Yep, and it just keeps getting better!

Yusuke: How come Hiei hasn't tried to kill you yet/looks around nervously/

Risty: Because I sent him out for ice cream. Remember?

(Flash-back)

Risty: You do the disclaimer while Hiei runs out and gets some sweet snow.

Hiei: My sweet snow /runs from room/

(End Flash-back)

Yusuke: Oh. Smart!

Risty: I know /bow, I know. /bow/Any way! NarratorDude! Time for the end of story thing!

NarratorDude: Where is Karasu going to take Kurama and Risty? What will Rogue do alone in the mall? Why couldn't they come up with a better name than "The Smoothie Place"? Will Hiei ever get back with the ice cream? These questions and more will remain unanswered if you don't review!

Risty: Brilliant! Now I'm going to be adding more Bishies into the story. If you would like to see a certain one included, please include it in your review.

Later Gators!

Risty