Dysfunctional charm
So here my first fic. Don't expect it to be good but don't not read it. I mean . oh well just read it.
Dysfunctional charm Chapter 1:The charm.
It all stared out in a typical day In the past. Inuyasha was picking on Shippo. Miroku was groping Sango. And Kagome was talking to Kaede " Kaede what was that spell you were about to teach me? I think it was for Inuyasha."
"Ahhh yes child that spell hasn't been done in over a century, I may not have all the instructions translated but we can do it with what we've got."
"Thank you Kaede sama." ' Finally I can teach that little arrogant Hanyou a little lesson.'
'I wonder what Kagome is doing.' Inuyasha thought as he stopped trying to hit Shippo for being too much of an "alpha male". Inuyasha thought he should go cheek up with her. So he stopped and to his surprise found Kagome right behind him."Wah. kago-wench what are you doing behind me."
"You'll see soon. Miroku, Sango can you come over here for a second." After they came through the door Miroku "accidentally" tripped and grabbed Sango's ass.
"HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI. " After sporting a couple of bumps on the head he sat down and did nothing else (for the next few minutes "-").
"Okay now that that is over what were you going to say wench"
"Well I, with the help of Kaede, have solved our problems considering this Hanyou."
"Wha. what are you up to wench. I don't have any problems.
"You don't but we do." said Miroku." we have many problems"
"Well any way, I have found a solution. we shall .do.THIS" With that Kagome threw a potion to the feet of the Hanyou. Everybody started to gag and after a while they all passed out.
# Three hours later # "Oh baka that wasn't supposed to happen" Kagome stood up slowly and looked around. "Well I hope the fricking potion worked. That took a lot of my time."
Inuyasha stood up slowly and asked" Kagome, can you please tell me what has happened.
"Isn't it obvios you baka. I just threw a potion at you." 'Why am I acting so mean? I know this isn't me.'
Sango and Miroku woke up at the same time. Instantly Sango goes up to Miroku "why you look strong, will you father me a child?"
"Wha. hentai" Miroku said.
"Okay " Kagome cut in." what in seven hells is going on here?"
Just then Kaede and Shippo walked in. "oh no .Kagome did you use that potion I gave you?"
"Yeah what's with you grandma?"
"Oh boy let me explain."
End of chapter 1
~Okay I sorry but this just came to mind while I was spazing. I think I'll update every Saturday. Oh and I forgot :I do not own Inuyasha. Please don't flame, it my first fan fic. Any ways please review any way.
Ja ne minna
So here my first fic. Don't expect it to be good but don't not read it. I mean . oh well just read it.
Dysfunctional charm Chapter 1:The charm.
It all stared out in a typical day In the past. Inuyasha was picking on Shippo. Miroku was groping Sango. And Kagome was talking to Kaede " Kaede what was that spell you were about to teach me? I think it was for Inuyasha."
"Ahhh yes child that spell hasn't been done in over a century, I may not have all the instructions translated but we can do it with what we've got."
"Thank you Kaede sama." ' Finally I can teach that little arrogant Hanyou a little lesson.'
'I wonder what Kagome is doing.' Inuyasha thought as he stopped trying to hit Shippo for being too much of an "alpha male". Inuyasha thought he should go cheek up with her. So he stopped and to his surprise found Kagome right behind him."Wah. kago-wench what are you doing behind me."
"You'll see soon. Miroku, Sango can you come over here for a second." After they came through the door Miroku "accidentally" tripped and grabbed Sango's ass.
"HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI. " After sporting a couple of bumps on the head he sat down and did nothing else (for the next few minutes "-").
"Okay now that that is over what were you going to say wench"
"Well I, with the help of Kaede, have solved our problems considering this Hanyou."
"Wha. what are you up to wench. I don't have any problems.
"You don't but we do." said Miroku." we have many problems"
"Well any way, I have found a solution. we shall .do.THIS" With that Kagome threw a potion to the feet of the Hanyou. Everybody started to gag and after a while they all passed out.
# Three hours later # "Oh baka that wasn't supposed to happen" Kagome stood up slowly and looked around. "Well I hope the fricking potion worked. That took a lot of my time."
Inuyasha stood up slowly and asked" Kagome, can you please tell me what has happened.
"Isn't it obvios you baka. I just threw a potion at you." 'Why am I acting so mean? I know this isn't me.'
Sango and Miroku woke up at the same time. Instantly Sango goes up to Miroku "why you look strong, will you father me a child?"
"Wha. hentai" Miroku said.
"Okay " Kagome cut in." what in seven hells is going on here?"
Just then Kaede and Shippo walked in. "oh no .Kagome did you use that potion I gave you?"
"Yeah what's with you grandma?"
"Oh boy let me explain."
End of chapter 1
~Okay I sorry but this just came to mind while I was spazing. I think I'll update every Saturday. Oh and I forgot :I do not own Inuyasha. Please don't flame, it my first fan fic. Any ways please review any way.
Ja ne minna