Boosh-astasia.
Summery- Another crossover, Mighty Boosh/Anastasia. When Prince Vince is lost around Paris with no memory of his previous life, it's up to the con-man Howard and his partner Bainbridge to help him remember and find his godfather, Bryan ferry. Howince fluufy slash.
Disclaimer- I do not own the boosh, the wonderful Noel and Julian do. Anastasia and Bartok are owned by 20th Centery Fox, some of this is from the film, some from a transcript I found on the internet, must have been about the first draft of the film or something :)
Author's Notes- Once again in script form because it's easier :) This whole story is deadicated to violence4, stars of andromeda, ButtonsMagoo, Beechwood0708 and SparkieSteph for all their wonderful reviews of my last lot of crossovers
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Chapter One- The Prince and the Attack..
A table is shown with a small music box on it. A male's hand closes it and puts it in his pocket.
Bryan (overvoice): Once we lived in an enchanted world.
He moves out of the hotel he's staying at and gets into a horse drawn carriage waiting for him.
Bryan (o.v): A world of Kings and Princes and elegant palaces.
He is drien to a large French palace covered in snow and colour.
Bryan (o.v): A beautiful, magical time that would soon be gone forever.
Inside the palace, elegant dancers are enjoying are enjoying themselves to the music the orchestra is playing. All eyes then turn to the grand staircase were Bryan Ferry was sitting on a small thrnone on the top. In front of him was his best friend Phillipe Noir, King of France. Next to him was his older son Naboo and to his other side was his wife cheri and their middle son Robert. Just one of the family was missing...
Vincent Noir, eight years old with bright blue eyes and black hair was rushing down the upstairs hallway followed by a gorilla servent, who was trying to tie a ribbon in Vince's long hair.
Bollo (whispering): You're late now and it's all Bollo's fault.
Vince: Don't panic. No-one will notise...owch!
Vince yelps in pain as Bollo accidently pulls the ribbon to tightly in his hair. All eyes are on the two now, but Vince just flashes them a dizzy smile and pulls the ribbon from his hair, kicking it to Bollo. Bryan sees this and justs smiles as Vince makes it to his side and the trumpets blow to inform anyone of their arrival (like they needed them with Vince around). Soon everyone is dancing again, including Vince and his mother.
Underneath a long buffet table sits Howard Moon, eleven years old with small eyes and short hair, but still quite handsome. He watches hungerily as other servents carry trays of tropical fruits among the guests. Vince sees him and tosses him an orange, they both smile at each other until a hand pulls Howard back towards an open wood panel in the wall. The hand belongs to a angry head servent, Dennis.
Dennis: You're a servent! never forget your place!
Howard (defiant): Someday my place will be out there!
Dennis: Yeah right, you're second class. Now get back to the kitchen!
He drags Howard back into the kitchen. Bryan is still sitting and watches as Vince finishes his dance wih his mother and runs to him.
Bryan: Why were you late then?
Vince: I just wanted to finish this for you.
He hands his godfather a drawing of a half man, half fox wearing blues robes with a blue turban.
Bryan: It's very good, Vince.
His godson smiles back, then looks away. His blue eyes are tear-filled when he looks back.
Vince: Do you have to go back to London?
Bryan: Yes, but I have something for you.
He reaches into his pocket and brings out the music box from before. It's small and circular, covered in gold and blue glass. Bryan takes out a key, shaped like a blue and gold flower on a silver chain. He uses the key and winds the box up, music playing as he places the chain aropund Vince's neck.
Vince (smiling): It plays our song.
Bryan: You can play it before you go to sleep, as it can remind you of me.
Vince/Bryan (singing): Soon you'll be home with me, once upon a December.
Bryan: Read the inscription.
Vince (reading the key): 'Together in London' Really? When?
Bryan: When you are older.
Vince pulls a disappointed look and Bryan laughs, before gathering him for a hug. They were interuppted when a black tornado blows into the palace. When it stops, a man wearing a long dark coat with a large black hat with feathers and dark clothing underneath his coat. Off his shoulder flew a white back, Bartok. Saboo is also holding a glowing reliquary, a mystical green tube. He stares at the royal family, Howard is also watching through the wall panel and Vince is being protected by Bryan.
Phillipe: Get out of here! You are a traitor to the throne!
Saboo: You cannot treat me this way. I curse you and your family, you will all die within the forenight.
He swings the reliquary and green creatues appear. An explosion happened where the shaman was and he and Tony were gone.
Bryan (o.v): Some say saboo had harnessed all the dark powers of evil and that it was his curse which bought about the end. I will never know, but I did know our beautiful world will be gone forever...
The palace was soon on fire a few days later. A mob is seen outside in uniforms carrying rifles finally crashed through the doors and charged around the palace. Phillipe is leading his family and staff out the back of the palace. Vince remembers something and runs back towards his room.
Vince: My music box!
Bryan: No! Come back Vince!
He runs after his godson to his bedroom. Vince grabs his music box, but rifle shots were getting closer. Howard, who was watching all the mass panic, closes the bedroom doors.
Howard: No, this way, over here!
He leads them towards another wall panel and slams it opens.
Howard: Quickly, out the servent's quarters.
Bryan looks thankful and Howard shoves Vince through the panel, only he does it a bit too hard and makes the music box fall out of the young prince's hands. The panel falls shut just as the mob enters the room. Howard defends the room, only to be knocked out by the butt of a rifle.
Vince and Bryan are trying to run across the snow and ice covered lake. Saboo then jumps onto Vince, making the ice crack underneath them. He starts dragging Vince into the cold water, while Bryan tries to pull his godson away. Vince then kicks Saboo in the face, making him let go and sink into the water. Bartok just sits by the hole in the ice, watching as his master sinks.
Vince and Bryan soon make it to the train station. Bryan gets on the train before his godson does.
Bryan: Hurry Vince, get on!
Vince tries reaching out to his godfather, but fall over and bangs his head badly, knocking him out. Bryan looks on sadly as the train rushes away.
Bryan (o.v): I never saw my godson again...
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There, wow what a start hey? :) I promise to put up the next chapter in about... 3 reviews if you like it hehe. from chugirl2526