Disclaimer: I don't own KHR, if I did James Camron would get the movie rights lol.

It was over, Lambo's life that is. Never before had he thought that his cherished life would end at the relatively short age of 20. I had such a promising future Lambo thought to himself.

What brought him to this dire situation? Better yet, WHO? The blame fell to a 30 year old Mafioso named Hayato Gokudera.

"Why do I have to wear THIS?" the young Bovino asked his fellow Guardian.

"This is what is traditionally worn by men that are in um… your situation," Gokudera responded. Silence followed as the young and oh-so-depressed Lightning Guardian continued dressing himself. The clothing was just another terrible reminder of Lambo's imminent punishment.

*sigh* "Lambo… I'm sorry that this happened to you. I– I didn't think that my stupid prank would have led to this… I–"

"Doesn't change anything does it Stupid-dera? I still have to go through with THIS!" Anger and resentment could be heard coming from the young man's mouth.

Gokudera truly regretted how things turned out. Though he was considered an exceptionally bright young man, but the prank he pulled on Lambo really didn't show his intelligence. While both Vongola Guardians were standing in silence, they began to reminisce on the events that led to this final day of Lambo's short happy life.

It all began when Tsuna finally arranged a meeting with a rival Family. After the battles against the Millefiore and the Shimon Families, the Vongola Decimo realized that in order to avoid more bloodshed he would have to reach out and form beneficial partnerships with the rest of the Mafia organizations. Unfortunately, this particular Family resisted forming any kind of agreement with the Vongola for almost 14 years. It was until pressure from their own allied Families that they begrudgingly agreed to meet the Tenth and his Guardians.

During this particular time, Gokudera and Lambo were engaged in a war of pulling pranks on one another. By this time, no one knew who started the pranks, but everyone knew that they were not going to stop. Drinks were spiked, beds became covered with itching powder, and shampoo bottles were filled with honey.

That time however; Gokudera had planned something different. It was this prank that led to this moment. The Storm Guardian had no idea that Lambo would have reacted the way he did. Or that a member of the rival Family would become involved. He did realize, when word got to him of what happened, that Lambo's head would have to be served on a platter.

"I can't believe the Boss went with this!" Lambo muttered.

"Che, Stupid Cow! The Tenth did everything he could to save your sorry ass!"

"Yeah? Then I guess the fact that my sacrifice benefits the new alliance between the Families is all just fucking coincidence, right?"

"Lambo if we didn't do this then we would have had a bloody war on our shoulders! Lives would have been lost. You want innocent deaths on your conscience?"

"No! But now it's MY life on the li–"

At this moment the door opened, and Takeshi Yamamoto led himself in.

"What the hell do you want baseball freak?"

"Ha-ha, Good to see you too Gokudera!" Yamamoto cheerily responded. Why is this guy always so freaking cheery? Lambo thought to himself. "Oya, Lambo it's almost time! But first Tsuna wants to talk to you." Yamamoto moved to the side and Tsunayoshi Sawada aka the Vongola Decimo, Boss of the strongest Mafia Family in the world, led himself in.

"Get out of my room, Boss" Lambo growled in anger.

"Don't talk to the Tenth that way Stupid Cow!" Gokudera responded loudly.

"Guys, guys, calm down," Tsuna tried to bring in some order, "Lambo please don't be angry on this special day."

"Yeah!" Yamamoto added, "You should be beaming not scowling!" Why does that twit see everything as ponies and rainbows? Today is not a happy day for me!

Tsuna was quite surprised to see his Lightning Guardian in such a foul mood. "Lambo, why are you so angry on your wedding day?"

Lambo cringed at those words Wedding Day… My happy bachelor life is over!

He silently wept to himself.

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kayjee17 (my editor): This fanfic is too short!

alagon18: So? It's my first fic!

kayjee: Write some yaoi now!

alagon: *blushing* No!

kayjee: Silly Boy!

alagon: argh!