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AN: So this is just a random thing I came up with. A 'what if' the Doctor continued from Donnas Ferrari comment. Enjoy!
Spaceship Envy
"Now that's what I call a spaceship! You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari!" Donna laughed as she watched the spaceship fly overhead.
"What's so great about that spaceship anyway?" The Doctor said with a huff. A Ferrari please! It really wasn't all that great, what could she be thinking? "I mean really, it's not that impressive."
"Did you see that thing!? It was huge!" Donna exclaimed waving her arms in the air.
"Seemed a bit clunky to me." The Doctor replied.
"Do I detect a bit of spaceship envy?" Donna placed her hands on her hips and looked at him with skeptical eyes.
"I'm a Time Lord Donna. I think I'm a bit beyond a trivial notion such as spaceship envy." He scoffed. Spaceship envy? Honestly!
"Oh my God. You are jealous!" Donna said nearly laughing.
"Now why would I be jealous hmmm? Can that spaceship travel in time? Is that spaceship bigger on the inside? I highly doubt it." The Doctor retorted defensively jamming his hands deep inside his pockets, "Besides didn't your mother ever tell you it's what inside that matters."
"I don't recall really." Donna replied.
"Besides the only other ship in the entire universe that may rival my wonderful ship is the Heart of Gold."
"Heart of what?" Donna asked.
"Heart of…wait what do you mean Heart of What? Heart of Gold!" The Doctor exclaimed.
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Heart of Gold Donna! Don't you read?" The moment he let those words slip he knew he would be in for it.
"Are you questioning my intelligence Doctor?!"
His eyes grew wide as he quickly tried to conjure up a response to amend his insult. "What no I just --"
"Don't you read?" She mimicked in a high voice, "I ought to slap you for that! Come on lets get going."