Disclaimer: All credit to L.J Smith.
" I love you Stefan Salvatore", boomed the voice of the " oh – so – irresistible" Elena Gilbert from the TV. She was confessing her love for Stefan for the first time.
"Uh Puh – lease. Could you be any more patronizing?" Scoffed a blazing Katherine. "He don't love you woman. He. – " She paused as she stuffed her face with salty popcorn all drowned by a few sips of ice cold Coke. Refreshing. Her feet were up and head thrown back on the couch. A distasteful burp passed her lips which was followed by an embarrassed giggle and a pat on the stomach. A vacant hand was now again busy with flakes of popcorn and Katherine carried on her rant. " Get your Fucking hands off of him! He's mine, mine I tell you!" She growled, throwing her fist in the air with protest. A loud huff passed her flamboyant self and now spoke with her mouth filled with the food.
" Bitch."
She mused under her breath before watching the rest of the episode grumpily. " The Vampire Diaries? Like What the fuck? She a slag, no vampire. And she writes the diaries, my lovelies don't. Pathetic."
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