Disclaimer: I don't own metroid….if I did I would laugh in peoples faces about it v.v.
Basically this is what happens when Samus gets her monthly and Ridley has to deal with it. I was inspired by the story Give Me Chocolate or Give Me Death by Jediferret.
Well onto Samus' bad day!
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Samus was on the floor crouching in some fetal position like position holding tightly onto her stomach, when Ridley walks into her apartment and notices her on the floor.
Ridley: "Samus you alright?"
Samus: "Does it look like I'm alright!"
Ridley: "Geese sorry! I just came by to see if you still wanted to go to the shooting range, but it seems that your sick and I'll just go now."
Samus: "You leave my sight and I swear that you won't be able to have any baby dragons in your life!"
So wanting to live Ridley just sat on the couch in her apartment keeping an eye on her.
Ridley: "Is there anything you want me to get for you, anything from the store?"
Samus: "No! Just fly me to the store and I'll get what I need!"
Ridley: "Seriously Sam? What's up with you?"
Samus: "Believe me you don't want to know!"
So, Samus takes a pillow along for the flight to cling on to for her abdominal pains. She climbed Ridley's back and they took off for any store they could find with out making Samus any angrier.
Samus: "Can you fly any faster RIDLEY!"
Ridley: "If I fly any faster you'll fly right off of me!"
Samus: "Then you better hold me and fly your dragon wings off!"
Ridley: "But.."
Samus: "Do you really want to die and if so, I'll make sure you won't be able to come back to life!" Samus said as she was holding a berretta right to Ridley's jaw.
Ridley: "YES SAMUS!"
By the time they got to the store Samus had threatened the heck outta Ridley, and Ridley got tired of this.
When Samus came back, she was crying, and completely changed her mood.
Ridley: "What's the matter!
Samus crying: "I have no friends! WAAAAA"
Ridley: "Samus, no, no, please don't cry! You do have friends! You have me, and that metroid that you tamed!
Samus: "WAAAA! I WANT CHOCOLATE!
Ridley: "Fine Samus, well get you chocolate! How's this, lets got to Fannie May? Huh? How does that sound?"
Samus: "Ok."
After they went for chocolate, the arrived back at Samus' apartment. Samus was sleeping in Ridley's arms. He tucked her into her bed and left a note. The note read:
Dear Samus,
I hope you feel better, and lose that attitude! I left you some flowers and a bag of Hershey's kisses on the table!
Love
RIDDLEY!
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Well how did you guys like that? I'm currently in need of help with my resident evil fic. Please read n review it please! If you have any suggestions just e-mail them to me and I will give you credit for your ideas! You know where that little button is at!LOL!